Capitals Superfan Goat Gets Hitched
Goat and Jill rock the wed. (Photo credit: Wes Johnson) You might not know him by name, but William Stilwell is a…
Goat and Jill rock the wed. (Photo credit: Wes Johnson) You might not know him by name, but William Stilwell is a…
So we're just kicking it, eating some Mallomars, watching CSN's delightful coverage of the hockey match. There's Alan May, he of chiseled…
Brooks Laich with the book-end goals. (Photo credit: Frank Franklin II) Well, that was an ugly one. The Washington Capitals' first appointment…
Mike Knuble's struggles are widely known in Caps circles (one goal in fourteen games), but sacrificing a goat, as he joked he…
Boyd Gordon leads in scoring chance percentage. (Photo by Mitchell Layton/Getty Images) Another week in the books, and I have three questions:…
Game Over. (Photo credit: Luis M. Alvarez) Traditionally, Sunday games have been trouble for the Washington Capitals. The crowd might be docile,…
You'd think the Capitals, after suffering two consecutive beatdowns at the hands of the Boston Bruins, would have the good sense not…
Sidney Crosby vs. Alex Ovechkin is the overriding narrative for the Winter Classic. You just know Doc, J.R., Milbury, and weird old…
Bad stick penalties, better goals. Vintage Sasha. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) The upshot: The Caps squeak by an uneven bout with the…
CSN's intro videos have always been well done, but this one takes the cake. Going high concept, Joe Beninati and a dedicated…
Ed. note - Right on schedule, our own Fedor Fedin and Roman Piontkovsky of GlobalCapsFans swoop in to the Russian Machine roost to provide…
The Capitals are undefeated in games in which Boyd Gordon plays. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume) Another week has passed, and we saw…
S/T to Sara Bae for another masterpiece.
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (All photos by Jeff McIntosh) Halloween. This is the time of year when the eerie and unlikely are commonplace. This is…
People don't understand the true meaning of Halloween. It's not about collecting candy or doing keg stands at Peter's house; it's about…
Chuck Kobasew starts the scoring for the Wild (Photo Credit: Jim Mone) For those of us wondering if the Caps can string…
10/30 Update: The video's no longer available. At least we have a screenshot. We give ESPN a hard time for its chronically…
Michal Neuvirth robs Eric Staal. (Photo credit: Gregg Forwerck) The Washington Capitals began their transcontinental road trip in style. Undisputed #1 goalie, Michal…
Thursday night, for one night only, see the fight of the ages. One man faces his deadliest dangerous foe yet: himself! Niklas…
The Capitals' awful, awful, very bad, no good week came to an unexpectedly pleasant finish on Saturday night. Alex Semin's hat trick…
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