Don’t we all?*
The Capitals (along with DC101’s Elliot Segal and Alan May) participated in the laudable Toys for Tots at Toys R Us, and there’s awesome video. File this alongside Caps-in-police uniforms, pouring beer for charity, and skating with kiddies: nice for the community, but severely undercutting the bloodthirsty, grandmother-kicking reputation we want for our team.
More silly pics behind the jump.
Screencaps and Our Dumb Jokes
Penguin stomp: Alan May did the same thing to Jay Caulfield in ’91.
To be fair, the penguin started it by high-sticking Jason Chimera.
Bieberama for BL21
Brooks Laich consults a manual on flipping the net over Varlamov’s head.
* NOTE: For the uninitiated, Fedor claims to look like Justin Bieber.
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