RMNB Meetup: Hockey Night at the Frederick Keys!
Ian and I were born and raised in Frederick, Maryland, which is the greatest city on the face of the Earth. This…
RMNB Podcast: Dropping a Fireman’s Carry Facebuster on the 2013-14 Caps
We're back to take a look at the final couple weeks of the Washington Capitals' regular season. Plus, Ian wants to tell…
RMNB Party 6 in Photos and Videos
Eat your heart out, Ellen. (Photo: Chris Gordon) For some this has been a long week. That's because of the fallout from RMNB…
Reminder: #RMNBParty6 is on Saturday Night!
We are a little over 24 hours away from #RMNBParty6. The following GIFs shall communicate my excitement.
#RMNBParty6: Watch Caps vs Sharks With Us on Saturday, March 22nd at RFD!
October 30, 1993. It was a Saturday. Clinton was President. Mariah Carey's "Dreamlover" was in its final day as the number one…
Regarding Voldemort
We've recently got a bunch of comments about "bringing back Voldemort." I want to address them real quick. For those of you…
RMNB Podcast: Kuzyamania and It’s Never Okay to Take Photos With Your iPad
I'm just gonna put this up front: Yes, Ian is still calling them the Warshington Capitals. Here's our second ever RMNB Podcast.…
The Most Dangerous Lead in Oh Just Shut Up: Caps beat Panthers 5-4
Photo: J Pat Carter I forget how to recap. I don't know what the numbers on the back of the jerseys mean,…
Not Hockey: Introduce Yourself
We'd like to think we're building a community here, and that means you, dear reader, are an indispensable part of RMNB. Without…
The Most Popular RMNB Stuff of 2013
You're not gonna be surprised which was RMNB's most popular story of 2013. Out of almost 1200 posts this year, the one…
RMNB Wishes All Its Readers Happy Holidays!
Not a creature is stirring in our little corner of the blogosphere that doesn't wish you and yours a happy holiday. Have…
Here’s John Walton Calling Alex Ovechkin’s Fourth Goal as a Ringtone
Photo credit: Chris Gordon I can't get over Alex Ovechkin's four-goal game on Tuesday, so I took John Walton's radio call and…
RMNB on the Verizon Center Jumbotron
Photo credit: @katie_brown47 The Caps Game Entertainment crew aired RMNB's first CRL segment with Tom Wilson on the jumbotron during the first…
Alex Ovechkin and the One-Dimensional Offense
Photo: Nate Congleton Your boy J.P. shared a stat today that worries me: Alex Ovechkin has just one assist during even-strength play…
Week 9 Snapshot: Scratching, Benching, Winning
"I'm an anteater!" "I, also, am an anteater!" (Photo: Bruce Bennett) Some time in the last seven days, Adam Oates became unsatisfied…
Week 8 Snapshot: R.I.P. The Black Hole Line
Joffrey wins it. Someone get him some wine. (Photo: Graig Abel) In last week's snapshot I said the Caps were facing down…
Who Should Be the Capitals’ Power Play Quarterback: Mike Green or John Carlson?
Photo: Derek Leung The Washington Capitals remain weak at even-strength, so they've been relying dearly on their electric power play to win games.…
Alex Steen is Great, Alex Ovechkin is Greater
Alexander Steen leads the NHL in offense. He's got 17 goals and 9 assists in 18 games-- including a 13-game point streak.…
Week 7 Snapshot: The Gauntlet
That one time the Caps went to the shootout (Photo: Dave Reginek) Straight up: The Capitals have had an easy schedule so far.…
Adam Oates, the Capitals Defense, and Dmitry Orlov
Just a quick item for your lunchtime perusal. As Uncle Ted himself pointed out earlier, despite the Capitals in the top 5…
