How Russian Machine Helped Discover Ice on Mercury
RMNB's new "Hahaha Ice" T-Shirts can be purchased here. While we dedicate a lot of our time to RMNB, our team slaves…
The Neuvirth Translation: Verification and Attribution
This is not a hockey story. Last week RMNB published a two-part translation of an interview Michal Neuvirth gave to the Czech…
A Clarification on the Neuvirth Interview and a Note on Translations
RMNB recently published two articles [I and II] translating an interview Michal Neuvirth gave to František Suchan of iSportz.Cz. The original interview…
Happy #TweetLikeOviDay
It's August 8th! Today is the day where we tweet like a caffeine-addled adolescent with only a passing understanding of English syntax…
Now Entering: Hockey’s Dead Zone
Does this photo bum anyone else out? Hey everybody, it's that time again. The season is long over. So too are the…
Reminder: #RMNBParty5 is on Saturday!
We are just one day away from RMNB Party 5: Skate or Die! Go check out our original post or our Facebook…
RMNB Party Five: Skate or Die!
Illustration by Ian Oland. It's only been the offseason for a couple weeks, and we already miss you guys. So we had…
The Hangover: Playoffs by the Numbers
Welp, the Washington Capitals got knocked out of the playoffs again, and we're totally exasperated. Here's the part of the year where…
#RMNBParty4: The Photos
Photo credit: Chris Gordon Thank you to everyone who attended RMNB Party 4: Judgment Day at Front Page Arlington. Thank you to…
#RMNBParty4: Judgment Day Open Thread
Starting at 5:30 at Front Page Arlington, it's finally time for #RMNBParty4! Ostensibly it is a viewing party for Game 82, the…
RMNB Party 4: Saturday, April 7 @ Front Page Arlington
Welp. We're here. The end of the season is scant days away, and we don't yet know the Washington Capitals' future. We…
Mike Knuble’s Spring Fling
The legend of Mike Knuble goes something like this: as the season grows older, he grows more powerful. To Mike, the regular…
Bet: Dale Hunter Leaves the Caps Before Mike Knuble Does
Ian and I have made a new bet. We're gonna share the details with you because a) it's timely considering Knuble is…
RMNB Week in Review: The Week From Hell
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott This is probably not a week that you want to remember in great detail, things didn't go, uh…
RMNB Week in Review: Ovi is a Rock Star
John Carlson "Zaching." (Via Captain America's Twitter) This week, the Caps went 0-2-0 against the New York Rangers and the San Jose…
Happy Valentine’s Day from RMNB
It's February 14. It's not just some random day that the Hallmark corporation picked out of hat so they could sell greeting…
RMNB Week in Review; Playoffs in February!
Playoffs? Yes! I'm relevant! (Photo by Mitchell Layton) This week, the Caps went 2-1-1 with a shutout win against the Habs, a…
Capitals During Wartime: Bruce vs. Dale
[Ed. note: Capitals During Wartime is a series analyzing Washington's struggles before the 2012 trade deadline. We've discussed weakness at center, a…
Capitals During Wartime: On Negativity
[Ed. note: This is our third article about the Washington Capitals before the trade deadline. Part I discussed the center position, and…
RMNB Week in Review; Three is a Magic Number
Pic by Clyde. This week, the Caps went 1-1-1 in 3 games with a loss against the Hurricanes, a win against the…
