KHL Finals Game Ends With Insane Bobby Orr-esque Goal (GIF)
If only all Gagarin Cup Finals were this good. In game three, the underdog Lev Prague, the first non-Russian team to make it this…
If only all Gagarin Cup Finals were this good. In game three, the underdog Lev Prague, the first non-Russian team to make it this…
Screen by ChadGraff There was once a straight-faced Matt Cooke for Lady Byng campaign, but he's like the Lich from Adventure Time. You…
The greatest story in the history of hockey continues. I am so excited to share this I am about to puke rainbows…
Photo: Doug Pensinger In Patrick Roy's first game as head coach of the Colorado Avalanche, he set the tone of the Avs'…
On Monday, the Washington Capitals held Breakdown Day at Kettler Capitals Iceplex after missing the playoffs for the first time in six…
Looking more like torture than exercise, former Washington Capitals goaltender Michal Neuvirth tweeted out this photo of himself doing the splits on some…
Photo: Brad Mills Classy. The Washington Nationals are not as near and dear to my heart as the Baltimore Orioles, but they…
Every year I've enjoyed watching the Jerseys off Our Backs ceremony. It was always fun watching fans and players interacting in that…
Photos by Chris Gordon This post isn’t about hockey. Instead of writing depressing things about the Caps, I’m gonna post some pictures…
NHL plus-minus spokesman and hair model Alex Ovechkin speaks for the final time this year. (Photos by Chris Gordon) Monday was an…
Photos by Chris Gordon Washington Capitals general manager George McPhee appeared at Kettler Capitals Iceplex around 12:50PM on breakdown day. That's not…
Last night, Chris Gordon published a photo post entitled Evgeny Kuznetsov, Jay Beagle Take Adorable Selfies With Fans After the Final Game…
Evgeny Kuznetsov takes off his pads after Sunday's game. (Photos by Chris Gordon) By tomorrow morning, big changes may have already struck…
Photos by Chris Gordon. Jay Beagle may not own a smartphone, but he's a nice dude. After Sunday’s 1-0 shootout loss to…
Photos by Chris Gordon After missing the playoffs for the first time in seven years, most Caps players were resigned when they…
Friday night against the Chicago Blackhawks, Marcus Johansson's whirlwind season ended sadly when -- while standing in front of the Chicago Blackhawks…
American hero Ryan Callahan is well known by Capitals fans and not for good reasons. When he captained the New York Rangers,…
Saturday at Harry Grove Stadium was Hockey Day. The Frederick Keys staff wore hockey gear (I'm wagging my finger at you, girl…
The Washington Capitals have been eliminated from playoff contention, and, sure, Friday's game against the Chicago Blackhawks -- the 81st game of…
That might explain why the Capitals are playing so well tonight. Thanks to @terpgrrl for the screenshot.
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