RMNB Party 6 in Photos and Videos
Eat your heart out, Ellen. (Photo: Chris Gordon) For some this has been a long week. That's because of the fallout from RMNB…
Eat your heart out, Ellen. (Photo: Chris Gordon) For some this has been a long week. That's because of the fallout from RMNB…
Photos by Chris Gordon Eight games into his NHL career, Evgeny Kuznetsov is settling in. And by "settling in," I mean living…
Photos by Igor Kleyner The Capitals took their team photo on Thursday. It was perfectly normal, with players and coaches lining up at…
Photo: @a0gr8 His mother Tatyana won two Olympic gold medals in basketball for Team Russia, so Alex Ovechkin has always had a love…
Julianne Hough has been busy lately. She has announced that she will be doing a dance tour around the nation with her brother…
Photo: Rob Carr Last night, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin quietly had a three-point game. In the first period, he scored two…
With forty-five seconds left in regulation and the Washington Capitals shorthanded and sans a goalie, Evgeny Kuznetsov scored one of the biggest…
Photo: @kuzya92 Approximately 49.31 percent of all RMNB traffic comes from players making funny faces: Chimera, Ovechkin, Oates. If a Capital player has made a…
Eight games into his NHL career (which feels absolutely appropriate), Evgeny Kuznetsov has scored the first goal of his NHL career. It…
Scary moment at the end of Tuesday's Caps-Kings game as Caps defenseman Jack Hillen collided with Alex Ovechkin during overtime. Hitting one another at full…
On Comcast Sportsnet's pre-game show Capitals Central (alliteration!), Smokin' Al Koken interviewed forward Chris Brown to ask the prospect what it was…
A very low-res photo of Angry Maria. When we last shared a motor vehicle with Alex Ovechkin, he was putting his mobile…
Last week, we spoke to Washington Capitals forward Troy Brouwer about his world-famous Brouwer Bombs. "Timing," Brouwer said, when I asked him…
When I sat down to film my CRL segment on Jay Beagle’s flip phone, I thought he might be mildly annoyed. Maybe…
Photo: Jayne Kamin-Oncea This season we've learned a lot about Tom Wilson: he is talented, he can fight, and dammit, Oatesy, he…
After recording a brilliant assist on Joel Ward's game-tying goal in the third period, Evgeny Kuznetsov (who now has four assists in four…
Early in the first period, as CSN+ came back from commercial, the end-zone camera zoomed in on Washington Capitals defenseman/dudebro John Carlson…
On a day when Ryan Miller dumped his white mask in favor of a beautifully painted music inspired mask, Washington Capitals goaltender…
After defeating the Anaheim Ducks on Tuesday, head coach Adam Oates gave the team the day off on Wednesday. That means the…
Hockey can be a strange sport sometimes. Such as on Tuesday, when the Washington Capitals took on former coach Bruce Boudreau and…
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