The Buffalo Sabres Twitter Account is Our Pick to Win the Stanley Twitter Cup (Photo)
Embrace your own futility and everyone will love you for it. Thanks to carrotbazooka for first posting. Also, Happy Birthday!
A Short History of Capitals Players Crashing Into One Another Under Adam Oates (GIF)
Photo: Rob Carr Now that the Washington Capitals will officially miss the playoffs for the first time in six years, this is…
Alex Ovechkin Shows Off Milestone 50th Goal Puck Which Of Course He Dented With His Shot (Photos)
This season has been a major blower, but there's been one consistent bright spot. No matter what people say about his unsightly…
Not Again: Troy Brouwer and Marcus Johansson Collide at Center Ice (GIF)
The Caps-Blues game started off nice enough. The good guys drew a penalty late in the first period when Derek Roy slashed…
Andre Burakovsky’s Fancy Goal Helps Erie Get A 3-0 Series Lead (GIF)
Photo: Terry Wilson/OHL Images Capitals first-round pick Andre Burakovsky has had an excellent run in his first season in North America. After scoring…
New WWE Champion Daniel Bryan High-Fives Guy Wearing Washington Capitals Jersey (GIF)
In I-can't-believe-I'm-actually-writing-about-this news, Sunday night at the SILVERDOME -- err, I'm sorry the Superdome -- WWE held their own Superbowl of Superbowls:…
Semyon Varlamov Gives Away Jersey, Is Sorry It’s Sweaty
Photo: @m0tar On Sunday, the Colorado Avalanche held their fan appreciation night at Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado. Just like the Capitals,…
Alex Ovechkin Injures Another Player With a Shot (GIF)
Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin has one of the hardest shots in the NHL. Usually the pucks Ovi shoots hit the back…
The Caps Didn’t Win 16-3, But That Woulda Been Cool
The Caps beat the Islanders 4-3 in the shootout, but if you were peeping at CSN Washington you might have got the…
Marcus Johansson Shot Misses Net So Badly, It Becomes a Perfect Pass for Evgeny Kuznetsov Goal (GIF)
Photo: Kathy Kmonicek Sometimes Washington Capitals forward Marcus Johansson struggles to finish in front of the net. Example: last night in the…
The Washington Capitals Illustrate How to Do the Worst Breakout Ever (GIF)
This is so Capitals. All season long, the Washington Capitals have had recurring momentary lapses in judgement in which they forget how…
Alex Ovechkin Scores 49th Goal of the Year (GIF)
Photo: Julio Cortez Over the last two days, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin has become hockey's version of a human piñata. The…
What the Actual Hell Happened on the Jeffrey Goal? (GIF)
Photo: Patrick Smith When the Washington Capitals gave up two straight breakaways to the Dallas Stars while on their own power play last night,…
Linesman Slaps Sidney Crosby, Crosby Instinctively Dives
The Caps game is painful, so let's look elsewhere for entertainment. How about Pittsburgh, where Sidney Crosby recorded an assist on Chris Kunitz's…
Upper Deck Produces a Rookie Card for Capitals Emergency Goaltender Brett “Stretch” Leonhardt
His career NHL stats may read 0 wins, 0 losses, 0 goals allowed, and a 0% save percentage, but Brett Leonhardt is…
April Fools: Jason Chimera and Joel Ward Fill In for Mike Vogel and John Walton on Two-Man Advantage (GIF)
We needed this. With all the furor surrounding the Caps currently, Joel Ward and Jason Chimera helpfully hit the release valve by…
Let’s All Thank Nicklas Backstrom For the Standings Point
There's a saying I hate: What have you done for me lately? It's ignorant, brushing off a person's full contributions. But that's…
Rich Clune Injures Patrick Wey in Fight, Tom Wilson Eyeballs Him So Hard (GIF)
First-year pro Patrick Wey hit Nashville Predators facepuncher extraordinairre Rich Clune along the benches on Sunday night. That was obviously unacceptable per…
The Reckoning: Ian Dresses Up as a Brouwer Ranger for Caps-Bruins (Photos)
Studs. Also, Troy gets Brouwer Bombed. (Photos by Chris Gordon) The day has come. During warmups before today’s game against the Bruins,…
When Bets Involving Spandex Go Wrong: Everything You Need to Know About the Ian Oland Apology Tour
Photo: Chris Gordon Editor's note: Hockey Prospectus projected Troy Brouwer to score 21 or 22 goals this season. Ian did not consult the…
