The Horn Guy Considers Abandoning the Capitals
NBC4 just posted this terrific profile on superfan Sam "The Horn Guy" Wolk. Beyond the usual lovely sonics, Sam talks about coming…
NBC4 just posted this terrific profile on superfan Sam "The Horn Guy" Wolk. Beyond the usual lovely sonics, Sam talks about coming…
[Ed note: After a year of doggedly researching and documenting the panoply of awfulness that are the Washington Capitals' rival cities and teams,…
Finally. Washington Capitals Center and latest victim of #brittlegroin, Brooks Laich, just signed up for teh twitters. You can find him at…
Peter (that's me!) went on the Up the Pucks hockey/punk podcast to talk about the Washington Capitals, Danzig, and Bunheads. So, ya…
Everyone hates Mike Milbury. Fans, bloggers, and apparently former Washington Capitals co-captain Brendan Witt, who said Milbury "sucks ass" when he opined…
Photo credit: Vitaly Gubin / HC Traktor Two days after a meteorite struck his hometown of Chelyabinsk, the normally-talkative Evgeny Kuznetsov was…
Fehr, center, celebrates his first goal against the Bolts on Thursday. (Photo credit: Scott Audette) I was sitting in section 112 of…
Photo credit: KHL.ru Last night's meteor that struck Chelyabinsk, Russia, has damaged the Traktor Chelyabinsk's arena. The KHL is doing an inpection…
Rachel Cohen's (@kat326) Valentine. It's the dreaded day of days once again. Celebrating either some apocryphal rebel-priest martyr or a bunch of…
LATE UPDATE: No immediate confirmed reports of casualties. See the AP for more information. We're getting all kinds of information about explosions…
Photo credit: @recordsANDradio One day in 7th grade, I was playing basketball at recess with some friends. After I missed a layup,…
As regulation time expired in Tuesday's Caps-Panthers game, one right honorable gentleman cheered the proceedings with impassioned, airborne pelvic thrusts. Start at…
Michael and William Nylander. (Photo credit: Scanpix) Michael Nylander appeared in only parts of four seasons with the Washington Capitals, but he's…
Brouwer Power. (Photo credit: @recordsANDradio) When Panthers center Drew Shore scored his crazy, mid-air, ricochet goal and gave Florida a 5-3 lead,…
Ovechkin and Versteeg hug it out. Alex Ovechkin has been trying some different things this season: right wing, the half wall on…
Photo credit: Boston College The senior class of the Boston College hockey team, including Washington Capitals top defensive prospect Patrick Wey, has become…
Photo credit: Plymouth Whalers Caps 2012 first-round pick Tom Wilson (aka "The Ten Train") has been a big factor in his team's…
Knuble in the Sasha Box. On Saturday, if you were lucky enough to catch the Carolina Hurricanes game against the Philadelphia Flyers,…
Siiiiiiiicccckkkkkk. (GIF by welshhockeyfan) Braden Holtby has been shaky at times this season. After his excellent run in the 2012 Stanley Cup…
Photo credit: khl.ru A month ago, Caps prospect and forever waffler Evgeny Kuznetsov revealed some big news to Slovak journalist Tomas Kmec.…
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