Nicklas Backstrom Has Splinter in New Geico Commercial
GEICO continues its frankly unsustainable onslaught of commercials only tangentially related to whatever service it is they provide (I have no idea,…
GEICO continues its frankly unsustainable onslaught of commercials only tangentially related to whatever service it is they provide (I have no idea,…
Alex Ovechkin may be engaged to Maria Kirilenko, but that doesn't mean he won't impress the ladies when given the opportunity. In…
Photo credit: Jamie Kellner. During Saturday night's game between the Carolina Hurricanes and Tampa Bay Lightning, Alex Semin took a puck to the…
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett We haven't seen Alex Ovechkin like this in a while -- for more than two years to be…
"YESSSSSHHHH" (Photo via @lifesamixtape) The Washington Capitals played their most complete game of the season, defeating the New Jersey Devils 5-1. Their…
While the Caps are losing thanks to penalty and possession problems, Alex Semin (3 goals, 8 assists) is prancing around North Carolina…
This is what happens when you're in the box too much. (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) Backstrom (boarding), Hendricks (holding), Kundratek (delay of…
NBC4 just posted this terrific profile on superfan Sam "The Horn Guy" Wolk. Beyond the usual lovely sonics, Sam talks about coming…
[Ed note: After a year of doggedly researching and documenting the panoply of awfulness that are the Washington Capitals' rival cities and teams,…
Finally. Washington Capitals Center and latest victim of #brittlegroin, Brooks Laich, just signed up for teh twitters. You can find him at…
Peter (that's me!) went on the Up the Pucks hockey/punk podcast to talk about the Washington Capitals, Danzig, and Bunheads. So, ya…
Everyone hates Mike Milbury. Fans, bloggers, and apparently former Washington Capitals co-captain Brendan Witt, who said Milbury "sucks ass" when he opined…
Photo credit: Vitaly Gubin / HC Traktor Two days after a meteorite struck his hometown of Chelyabinsk, the normally-talkative Evgeny Kuznetsov was…
Fehr, center, celebrates his first goal against the Bolts on Thursday. (Photo credit: Scott Audette) I was sitting in section 112 of…
Photo credit: KHL.ru Last night's meteor that struck Chelyabinsk, Russia, has damaged the Traktor Chelyabinsk's arena. The KHL is doing an inpection…
Rachel Cohen's (@kat326) Valentine. It's the dreaded day of days once again. Celebrating either some apocryphal rebel-priest martyr or a bunch of…
LATE UPDATE: No immediate confirmed reports of casualties. See the AP for more information. We're getting all kinds of information about explosions…
Photo credit: @recordsANDradio One day in 7th grade, I was playing basketball at recess with some friends. After I missed a layup,…
As regulation time expired in Tuesday's Caps-Panthers game, one right honorable gentleman cheered the proceedings with impassioned, airborne pelvic thrusts. Start at…
Michael and William Nylander. (Photo credit: Scanpix) Michael Nylander appeared in only parts of four seasons with the Washington Capitals, but he's…
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