Tom Wilson Gets Checked Into Minnesota Wild’s Bench, Joins Team for Awhile
Tom Wilson joined the Minnesota Wild tonight in the second period when he was checked into their bench. It was a good laugh,…
Tom Wilson joined the Minnesota Wild tonight in the second period when he was checked into their bench. It was a good laugh,…
Quick addendum to our previous article. Turns out we made a mistake: Alex Ovechkin does not have two goals tonight. He has…
Alex Ovechkin *is* the Washington Capitals' offense. Tonight in Minnesota, Ovechkin struck twice in the second period to take the league lead…
In the first period of Caps-Wild, CSN Mid-Atlantic took a shot of the Caps bench and zoomed in on Nicklas Backstrom. Nicky…
Photo: Christopher Hanewinckel Tuesday night, Russian god of passing Evgeny Kuznetsov scored his 100th career NHL point. The milestone point came on…
It's been almost three years since the Caps traded Filip Forsberg for Michael Latta and some other dipshit that I don't even…
Photo: Geoff Burke As Peter pointed out in the recap, Caps defenseman Matt Niskanen hadn't scored since the first week of the…
For the second year in a row, Ovechkin has scored his 30th goal on Super Bowl Sunday. Last time it was an…
Evgeny Kuznetsov is a national treasure; here's another example. Late in the first period of the Caps-Flyers game, goaltender Steve Mason made…
Photo: @washcaps Usually it’s some guy on the other team who scores his first NHL goal during Caps games. On Saturday afternoon…
The Capitals are the NHL's best team. They're also its weirdest. After their shootout win over the Devils on Saturday afternoon, the team held another…
Three-on-three overtime was looking grim for the Capitals. Hemmed in the defensive zone for long while, the Caps were looking gassed. A…
Photo: NHL The New Jersey Devils began a week-long celebration to honor one of the greatest goaltenders of all-time, Martin Brodeur. On…
Photo: Geoff Burke We've said this before, but Braden Holtby is really good (even when he's not actually playing in an actual…
Alex Ovechkin made his grand return on Thursday after he served a one-game suspension for skipping the All-Star Game. Ovechkin, in Great 8…
Tom Wilson wrecked Long Island last spring, and they haven't forgotten it. Defenseman Thomas Hickey walloped Wilson with a pair of dirty…
In addition to the Isles game, Thursday night at Verizon Center is also Military Appreciation Night. The Caps donned camo uniforms for…
For those of you who missed the game Tuesday night (either by choice or because of NHL.TV's constant crashing), consider yourself lucky.…
If there was one player who looked to be fully refreshed after the All-Star Break, it'd be TJ Oshie. Oshie spent the weekend in…
Photo: Christopher Hanewinckel I'll say this for the All-Star Game: it was entertaining. Just because the stakes were non-existent, the stretch passes…
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