Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt: Caps Top Avs 7-3
Photo: Patrick McDermott It's a Saturday night and all of you get free Egg McMuffins in the morning. That's what happens when…
Ovi Did The Thing, but Stars beat Caps 3-2
For all intensive purposes, the Caps and Stars are both great teams–to the point that their talent is basically one in the…
Great Goaltending: Caps beat Red Wings 2-1 (OT)
Despite all recent evidence to the contrary, the Washington Capitals are still a hockey team. But Wednesday's game against the Detroit Red Wings,…
Too Little Too Late: Flames beat Caps 3-2 (OT)
Photo: Patrick McDermott The night after the Capitals beat the Flyers in a feisty game in which stuff happened, they returned to…
Ovi Can’t Score, Chimera Gets Two: Cap beat Flyers 5-2
Photo: Patrick Smith Alex Ovechkin didn't get his record, but the Washington Capitals beat the Philadelphia Flyers, which isn't bad for a…
All My Exes Live in Detroit: Wings Blank Caps 1-0
The Capitals traveled to MoTown Tuesday night, where they still make cars just ones that are a little more Italian. It was…
A New Standard: Caps Beat Leafs 3-2 (SO)
Photo: Geoff Burke After six years, Sergei Fedorov no longer stands alone as the most prolific Russian goal scorer of all time.…
Caps beat Bruins 4-1: One of Your Faves Probably Scored
Photo: Monumental The Washington Capitals, like a luxury liner, sometimes take a while to get going. The Bruins had the best of…
Caps beat Bruins 4-1: One of Your Faves Probably Scored
Photo: Monumental The Washington Capitals, like a luxury liner, sometimes take a while to get going. The Bruins had the best of…
Rangers beat Caps 5-2: Nothing Makes Sense
The Washington Capitals weren't, like, top-to-bottom bad against the New York Rangers on Tuesday; they were just bad when it mattered. They…
Best Start Ever: Caps Top Cats 2-1 (OT)
Boo. Happy Halloween, y'all! While you were out dressed as Donald Trump and acting like you were the only one to come…
Caps Beat Jackets 2-1 in a Snoozefest
Photo: Patrick Smith Coming off just their second loss of the season, the Capitals, who are good, looked ripe to get back…
The Streak is Over: Pens Beat Caps 3-1
Photo: Patrick McDermott Ovechkin vs. Crosby. Reality vs. 2009 storylines. That’s right, Caps vs. Pens from Verizon Center. The game got off…
Touchdown: Caps Beat Oilers 7-4
Did you see that?! Did you even see Friday night's glorious mess of a hockey game between the Washington Capitals and Edmonton…
Lethal Beagle: Caps beat Canucks 3-2
Good morning, hockey fans. Thursday's game between the Washington Capitals and Vancouver Canucks didn't start until 10 PM and it didn't end…
Caps beat Flames 6-2: Nothing is Forbidden Anymore
This is from a play where Ovi thought he scored. He did not, but it's a nice thought. The Washington Capitals looked…
Backstrom’s Back Alright: Caps Top Canes 4-1
Photo credit: Nick Wass Just past 7 pm, with multiple spotlights shining on him, a beautiful blonde Swede with terrible facial hair…
Back on Track: Caps Beat Hawks 4-1
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott The Capitals have had a tepid start to the season, with a lackluster home opener win against a…
Ovi-less Caps Get Demolished by Sharks 5-0
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott With both Alex Ovechkin and Nicklas Backstrom out of the lineup for the first time in years and…
They’re Back: Capitals Beat Devils 5-3
Photo credit: Patrick Smith Greetings, fans! After five and a half months away, fishing, muddin', and engagin', the Washington Capitals returned to…
