Whole Latta Wins: Caps Top Canes 2-1
Latta sounds like lot of. No one has ever tried this joke before. (Photo: Gregg Forwerck) One day after defeating the New…
Caps beat Rangers 7-3
Nothing is forbidden anymore. The Washington Capitals can seemingly surrender a two-spot to any team in the league just so they can have…
Call it a Comeback: Caps Beat Bolts 5-3
Photo: Patrick McDermott The Tampa Bay Lightning dropped by Verizon Center for the final game of the season between these former division…
A Rollercoaster That Only Goes Up: Caps beat Sens 2-1
The Washington Capitals looked great on Wednesday night, and I'm not just talking about their uniforms. A win over the Ottawa Senators…
Hey Pat, Oshie Scored Twice: Caps beat Pens 4-1
Oh, look. Holtby's mask came off during play again. This is fine. I am fine. I'll get to the Penguins-Capitals game, and…
Bank Shots, Blood, and Onions: Caps Beat Bolts 2-1
Photo: Scott Audette Tampa is an unrated city. It's full of strip clubs and personal injury lawyers. The beaches are only 45…
Meh: Cats Beat Caps 4-1
Photo: Wilfredo Lee The Caps headed down to Sunrise on Thursday with their dads in attendance. Washington showed they learned well from…
Mike Green’s Homecoming: Caps beat Red Wings 3-2 (SO)
Photo: Amanda Bowen Mike Green returned to Verizon Center for the first time since, eh, I'd rather not talk about it. The…
End of the Streak: Jets beat Caps 2-1 (OT)
^ From actual gameplay during a penalty kill with the clock running and everything If I were a pro hockey player who was…
Caps beat Canadiens 3-2: We Have a Holtby
There's a scene in Marvel's Avengers where Iron Man and Loki are talking trash before the big fight. Iron Man plays his trump card,…
Let Us Read and Let Us Dance: Caps Beat Leafs 4-2
Photo: Chris Young The Capitals came into the Air Canada Centre looking flat, getting outshot 16-4 in the opening frame. That's understandable, given…
Oshie Scored! BTW, Caps beat Bolts 4-2
One of your French girls. The Tampa Bay Lightning are a good team, but you wouldn't know it from Friday's purple nurple…
Intoxicating: Caps Beat Jets 5-3
Photo: Alex Brandon Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Okay, we got that out of the way. Two nights after not playing the Edmonton Oilers,…
Wait, What? Caps Beat Oilers 1-0!
The cutest and best. The Edmonton Oilers came to town on Monday. It was a pretty bad game, kinda like there was…
Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt: Caps Top Avs 7-3
Photo: Patrick McDermott It's a Saturday night and all of you get free Egg McMuffins in the morning. That's what happens when…
Ovi Did The Thing, but Stars beat Caps 3-2
For all intensive purposes, the Caps and Stars are both great teams–to the point that their talent is basically one in the…
Great Goaltending: Caps beat Red Wings 2-1 (OT)
Despite all recent evidence to the contrary, the Washington Capitals are still a hockey team. But Wednesday's game against the Detroit Red Wings,…
Too Little Too Late: Flames beat Caps 3-2 (OT)
Photo: Patrick McDermott The night after the Capitals beat the Flyers in a feisty game in which stuff happened, they returned to…
Ovi Can’t Score, Chimera Gets Two: Cap beat Flyers 5-2
Photo: Patrick Smith Alex Ovechkin didn't get his record, but the Washington Capitals beat the Philadelphia Flyers, which isn't bad for a…
All My Exes Live in Detroit: Wings Blank Caps 1-0
The Capitals traveled to MoTown Tuesday night, where they still make cars just ones that are a little more Italian. It was…
