Unpresidential: Blues Blank Caps 4-0
Photo: Patrick McDermott/NHLI via Getty Images Friday night, the Capitals headed up to Newark. Absolutely nothing happened. Someone finally dented the twine…
Photo: Patrick McDermott/NHLI via Getty Images Friday night, the Capitals headed up to Newark. Absolutely nothing happened. Someone finally dented the twine…
Friday night is the best night of the week, unless you're watching the Capitals play the Devils. New Jersey, who is six…
All of a sudden, I've got an idea for the plot of Taken 4. The Capitals came into Canadian Tire Centre like a…
The Washington Capitals and the Pittsburgh Penguins played a chaotic slobberknocker of hockey for an hour on Sunday night. Bryan Rust and…
(I know I should use a picture of Kuznetsov, but look at this smile. D'awww.) After a slow quiet start, the Capitals…
Steinbog and the Boss (Photo: Uncle Ted) Finallyyyyyyyyy the Caps have come back to DC! On the road since March 4, Washington returned home…
What a terrible night and what a wonderful morning. The Capitals got pummeled by the Los Angeles Kings and then you went…
This is Mitch. (Photo: Scott) Hello. It's tomorrow. The Washington Capitals just beat the Anaheim Ducks. It was fun. The Caps were…
Photo: Bob DeChiara/USA TODAY Sports Friday night, the Capitals were outscored in regulation for just the 13th time this season. I believe…
Photo: Geoff Burke “Imploded,” “epic tantrum,” “baby stuff”: that’s what the New York tabloids looked like after the Rangers’ 4-1 loss to…
Photo: Geoff Burke, USA TODAY Sports It is 2016, and the only trend worse than man buns is the Caps looking deader…
The cast of Veep was in the house (Photo: Matt Walsh) The Pittsburgh Penguins had won the last three games at Verizon Center,…
Photo: Dennis Wierzbicki On Saturday, Caps fans stared into a space trying to figure what Brian MacLellan was doing. Twenty-four later, our…
Wednesday night, we saw our best impression of the 2009 Capitals since Monday: don’t try for 40 minutes, score goals, and see…
Alright, everybody. Here it is: the garbage game. Caps vs Habs was an unflushed toilet of hockey for fifty minutes, then fun for…
Photo: Evan Vucci The Capitals are mediocre when tied. It is most evident early in the game. You may have noticed this…
Photo: Nass Wass The day got off to a glorious start for the Washington Capitals with Jay Beagle making everyone feel warm…
Photo: Chris Gordon The more Metro, the merrier. After defeating the Islanders in OT, the Caps are playing yet another division rival…
Coming off a thrilling win on Tuesday, the Caps looked to get back on a winning streak after Saturday’s loss to Dallas.…
The Los Angeles Kings did their ground-and-pound routine against the Washington Capitals on Tuesday. The Caps struggled at special teams and got…
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