By Chris Gordon
This game meant nothing to the Washington Capitals, but for their opponent a Pacific Division title was on the line. Former Capitals bench boss Bruce Boudreau came back to Verizon Center for the first and only time this season, except for when somebody thought it was a good idea to send the Anaheim Ducks to the phone booth during a blizzard that kept me trapped on my street for four days.
The Mites on Ice played a better game than the Washington Capitals. They were probably playing for popsicles or something.
Anyway, the Caps didn’t score while Corey Perry tallied his 34th goal of the season and Nick Ritchie — rejected Jersey Shore character — tipped in his second of the year. Ducks blank Caps 2-0.
Remember when the Ducks scored 10 goals … in the entire month of October?
— Ian McLaren (@iancmclaren) April 11, 2016
Get ready. It’s gonna be a melee.
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