Ragged: Rangers down Caps 4-2
It was foam blinking thing night at Verizon Center. Fittingly, the Washington Capitals delivered a headache of a hockey game. Things started…
Sleepy in Sunrise: Caps beat Panthers 4-2
The Washington Capitals headed down to the Miami-Fort Lauderdale-West Palm Beach Metropolitan Statistical Area for a hockey match. Or maybe it was…
Capitals power play powerful once more: Caps beat Avs 3-0
Hoo boy we have a team here ladies and gents. The Caps got the upper hand on the Colorado Avalanche Tuesday, largely…
Caps beat Islanders 2-1: two Winniks, one win
The Capitals hosted their home opener on Saturday night. Rather than a 22-minute ceremony, the festivities were more muted. There was no…
Capitals Eliminated in Overtime by Penguins :(
An early deficit, sent spiraling by a terrible penalty, then a stirring, unlikely comeback, sudden defeat. Game Six was the height of…
Caps Trump Penguins 3-1, Make Hockey Great Again
Photo: Patrick Smith How great are the Washington Capitals? I mean, how totally great are the Washington Capitals? Look at how the…
Penguins Beat Caps 3-2: Life is Suffering
The absences of Kris Letang and Olli Maata (and Eric Fehr) gave the Caps a major advantage in Game Four. And then Barry Trotz…
Penguins beat Caps 3-2: Nothing Feels Good
Urine (Photo: Tom Guilitti) Albert Camus portrayed existence as the mythical Sisyphus carrying a stone up a hill only to watch it…
Rock the Red Wedding: Penguins beat Caps 2-1
That was brutal. The Washington Capitals played badly and poorly against the Pittsburgh Penguins in Game Two. I mean poorly in the…
TJ Oshie’s Big Night! Caps beat Pens 4-3 (OT)!
Washington Capitals vs Pittsburgh Penguins for the first time since 2009, first time in the RMNB era. (Is that a thing? Can…
Done, Done, Onto the Next One: Caps beat Flyers 1-0
Photo: Kyle Mace Well, don't we all feel like silly gooses. Turns out the Capitals are capable of closing out a series in…
Capitals Playoff Hockey: Flyers beat Caps 2-0
In the trailer for the new Independence Day movie, the voiceover is all like, "We knew it would happen again. We just…
Bringing It All Back Home: Flyers beat Caps 2-1
Photo: John Clark You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you? Without special teams dominance and a convincing performance…
Take Out the Trash: Caps beat Flyers 6-1
In Game Three, the Washington Capitals magnanimously spotted an early goal to the grieving Philadelphia Flyers. But dirty play by the home team squandered…
Braden Holtby is the Wonderwall: Caps beat Flyers 4-1
Chimera-bration! The pain of the playoffs usually goes like this: the Caps are dominating play but can't crack the goalie. They do…
Sweet Fifteen: Caps Blank Flyers 2-0 in Game One
Just before four AM this morning, I pulled myself from bed, took my medication, and crawled back upstairs. But I never went back…
A Hockey Game: Ducks Blank Caps 2-0
This game meant nothing to the Washington Capitals, but for their opponent a Pacific Division title was on the line. Former Capitals…
Bravo, Braden: Caps Beat Blues 5-1!
Photo: Scott Rovak The 2015-16 regular season is about to draw to a close, and the Caps gave us plenty to look…
Inherent Resolve: Penguins Beat Capitals 4-3 (OT)
Photo: Alex Brandon/AP It’s game 80 for the Washington Capitals this season. I cannot think of a more perfect time to go…
Isles beat Caps 4-3 (OT): Holtby’s Record Deferred
Our final week of regular season hockey began with Metro foes, the New York Islanders. Backstopped by a person who I can…
