The Washington Capitals have snatched victory from the jaws of defeat, dropping the powerhouse, Cup favorite Buffalo Sabres 3-2 in overtime.
When the Caps were thirsty for goals, offensive dynamo Jay Beagle gave them drink. When the Caps were hungry for moar, hotshot showboat Marcus Johansson served a piping hot pair of baked yukon goal potatoes. Instantly, after rego, the bummer streak is over!
But that was still a terrible game, guys. Alex Ovechkin had one shot on goal, which is one more than you had from your freaking couch.
With that, the Caps have ended their three-game losing streak, a feat that pro hockey has not seen since the fall of the Ottoman Empire in the mid 1980s.
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