The Russians’ Revenge: Caps beat Wild 3-2
Tommy Drama. It took a while to get going, but the Capitals played a good road game against a good opponent to…
Uh… Caps beat Sabres Barely 4-3 (SO)
Be honest: you saw this coming. After last night's thrilling win over the Bruins, the Caps weren't quite so motivated playing on…
Nate Schmidt Scores, Other Players Also Participate: Caps beat Bruins 2-0
Alright, listen. There was a game and the Caps won, but all I really care about is that Nate Schmidt scored. I'm…
Stars beat Caps 4-2: Butthockey Returns!
For a variety of reasons, I'm envious of all the nice folks who had social plans on this Friday night. Mostly it's because…
Keep Sleeping: Rangers beat Caps 3-1
Freaking Ovi. Freaking Beagle. The Capitals hadn't played since Saturday; the Rangers played last night. And yet it was the Capitals-- beset…
Everybody Scores: Caps beat Sabres 6-1!
"Finally! We are anteaters!" The Buffalo tank job made a stop in DC, and boy was it fun. The Sabres scored the…
No-vechkin, No Points: Wild beat Caps 2-1
Not bad for a snow day! Bravo, fans. The Caps lacked Alex Ovechkin for their Thursday night battle with the Minnesota Wild.…
Nasty Boys: Caps beat Blue Jackets 5-3
Image by Danny Raise your hand if you expected Tuesday's Capitals/Blue Jackets game-- the first after the trade deadline-- to be a grim,…
To Toronto, Thanks for Everything, Washington: Caps beat Leafs 4-0
Whoa, relax Andre. It's just an NHL goal. We needed this. The Capitals had a rough week, but they capped it off…
Canes beat Caps 3-0, So Let’s Talk Trade Rumors
Bad Sasha Upon hearing of the passing of Leonard Nimoy, the Washington Capitals were too distraught to play competent hockey against the…
Caps Play Butthockey, Lose to Penguins 4-3
Stop smiling. Stop smiling. STOP SMILING. AHIGUEWOG I didn't like this game and I don't like you. I like only my dog…
Sleepy? Flyers beat Caps 3-2
The Capitals' gauntlet of intra-division games continued on Sunday afternoon with a matinee meet-up with the Philadelphia Flyers. A combination of factors led…
Caps Edge Isles 3-2 in the Shootout!
Photo: Rob Carr ¡Uno! After a jittery start with very few chances for either team, Travis Hamonic caught John Carlson overcommitting high…
Nicklas Backstrom Nets Two as Caps Destroy Jets 5-1
Photo: Patrick McDermott [Editor's note: With Peter in Florida, the lovely Emily Wright is handling the recap duties for us.] The first…
What a Night: Caps beat Pens 3-1!
The rivalry is back. After two games in which the Washington Capitals obliterated the Pittsburgh Penguins, we actually had a contest this…
Alex Ovechkin Dominates as Caps beat Ducks 5-3!
Hands off Beagle! We're the only ones who are allowed to give him a hard time! Low-scoring games suck, and that's why the hockey…
Burn the Tape: Kings beat Caps 3-1
Photo: Stephen Dunn I really thought the Caps' last game against the Kings was their best of the season. Their next meeting, on the…
Late-Night Firewagon: Caps beat Sharks 5-4 (OT)
For years, the Caps and the Sharks played a similar style of hockey that is exhausting but entertaining: fast end-to-end hockey with…
Power Play Pathetic: Flyers beat Caps 3-1
Photo: Monumental Network The imposters dressed as the Washington Capitals did not play up to their kidnapping victims' standards on Sunday afternoon.…
Kuznetsov Takes Off as Caps beat Ducks 3-2 (SO)
Just got paid, Friday night Party hoppin', feelin right Booties shakin', all around Pump that jam, while I'm gettin' down The Caps…
