Your Favorite Team Is Going To Suck In 2016
Welcome to 2016. A new year is often viewed as a clean slate or an opportunity to start anew. Resolutions are made,…
Welcome to 2016. A new year is often viewed as a clean slate or an opportunity to start anew. Resolutions are made,…
Tom Wilson leads warm-ups (From Capstagram) A shorthanded Caps team is in Boston tonight to face the shorthanded Bruins. No one likes…
The Sabres come to down on Wednesday night and the Caps only focus should be on getting two points. The Caps beat…
Randomly selected photo: Amanda Bowen. None of the players pictured are part of the poll. Let's play a fun game called Rank…
There's been persistent rumors that the Caps are in the market for a center, ideally one capable of playing on the third…
Photo: Bruce Bennett Let's forego a flowery intro and get right to the point: Brian MacLellan crushed 2015 out of the park.…
Photo: Maddie Meyer In case you haven't been keeping up with the rest of the NHL this season, the Buffalo Sabres are…
Photo: Maddie Meyer Welcome to the final snapshot of 2015. To note that Jason Chimera's 13.3 percent shooting percentage isn't likely to…
Photo: Bruce Bennett After no games for three days, the NHL is back. Whether you celebrated Christmas with your family while jamming…
Photo: Amanda Bowen In a game that can't possibly be more exciting than the past two, the Caps visit the Hurricanes in…
Photo: Patrick Smith/Getty Images Friday night's thrilling comeback win over Tampa Bay propelled the Caps into first place in the NHL standings.…
Photo: @lerosier9 With the Capitals thrilling comeback win against the Lightning on Friday, their record improved to 23-6-2. They now have 48…
Photo: Greg Flume The Lightning, who hail from Tampa Bay, in the state of Florida, visit the District of Columbia tonight to…
It has been a busy news cycle for Tom Wilson. Last night, Wilson was assessed a match penalty for a hit on the Senators Curtis Lazar.…
Sleep tight, kids, with visions of sugarplums and evil bun-bun Ovi dancing in your heads. Wednesday night is rivalry night, according to NBC Sports.…
Photo: Patrick Smith/Getty Images During the course of an 82-game season, every team goes through periods where they just don't play well. Recently,…
Over the weekend, Elliotte Friedman reported that a few teams around the NHL have inquired about Marcus Johansson's availability. Johansson, a top-six winger,…
Photo: Rob Carr For a good part of the early season, the Caps were playing like they had discovered the goal cheat…
Photo: Jean-Yves Ahern Last night, TJ Oshie showed off his tremendous bowling skills, taking out two Panthers while showing no regard for…
With his team trailing by two goals in the third, Tom Wilson did Tom Wilson things by delivering a hard and questionable…
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