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Caps at Bruins Pregame: Banged Up

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Tom Wilson leads warm-ups (From Capstagram)

A shorthanded Caps team is in Boston tonight to face the shorthanded Bruins. No one likes the Bruins. No one likes Brad Marchand. Marchand won’t play tonight. He’s suspended for being a nincompoop.

The Bruins sit in fourth place in the tightly packed Atlantic Division, where no team can seem to decide if they’re any good or not.

Puck drops at 7 PM. Time for a new streak.

Team Record Possession PDO Power Play Penalty Kill
Washington Capitals 28-7-3 51.4% 102.1 25.6% 84.5%
Boston Bruins 20-13-4 49.6% 100 28.6% 82.4%

Projected Lineup

By way of the wonderful Isabelle Khurshudyan, who has a verified account and we don’t:

Ovechkin – Backstrom – Oshie
Burakovsky – Kuznetsov – Williams
Chimera – Johansson – Wilson
Laich – Sill  – Galiev

Alzner – Niskanen
Orlov – Schmidt
Ness – Chorney

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Again I’m Right In My Analysis

Jeremy Roenick is spreading tidings of comfort and joy on Twitter today.

I’m not sure what those tweets have done to your mind, so here’s a link to a Baby Einstein video to begin your recovery.

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