Brennin Weiswerda
- About Brennin Weiswerda
- Brennin has a dog, an MFA in directing, and an encyclopedic knowledge of hockey hugs.
Alex Ovechkin's missing front tooth has been part of his trademark smile since his rookie year. In the last round of the…
The Capitals captain (a man who likes to give us nice things like Stanley Cups) has given us another nice thing: an…
The Washington Capitals are Stanley Cup Champions and they have the rings to remember it by. At a lavish private ceremony held…
Sergei Shumakov, the Capitals' newest eagle aficionado, appears to have damaged a wing. On Wednesday, the Russian forward posted a picture on…
The Washington Wizards announced their 2018-19 coaching an training staff changes on Tuesday. Among the new hires is the Washington Mystics' Kristi…
Nicklas Backstrom isn't on social media very often. His Twitter account has been active for 6 years and he's tweeted a total…
Alex Ovechkin has a history of writing and drawing creative things on his hockey sticks. Capitals reporter Mike Vogel posted a picture…
During the third period of Sunday's game, Panthers' defenseman Mike Matheson made an illegal hit on Canucks rookie Elias Pettersson. Petterson had…
Stanley Cup Champion and new dad Alex Ovechkin sat down with Sportsnet's Elliotte Friedman on Saturday. While the focus of their interview…
Former Capital Jay Beagle was injured while blocking a shot during a game on Saturday. Reporters after the game speculated that he…
The Capitals are holding their annual Caps Casino Night. The evening includes a silent auction. All proceeds from ticket sales and auction…
We were a bit preoccupied this summer with Stanley Cup celebrations, and we missed a second, nearly-as-important award. NHL fans voted and…
Devante Smith-Pelly has become a fan favorite in Washington, especially after scoring seven goals during the Stanley Cup playoffs. He's also one…
Tom Wilson was suspended during the preseason by the Department of Player Safety for for an illegal hit to the head of…
Evgeny Kuznestov was the runner-up for the 2018 Conn Smythe trophy and has seven points in the first four games of the…
Oh no, not this again. Braden Holtby tried to give a little kid a puck before the start of the Capitals' Stanley…
Liz Anderson of WTOP was at MedStar Capitals Iceplex for the annual canine calendar photoshoot (aka the best day of the year…
The Vancouver Canucks faced off against the Carolina Hurricanes at PNC Arena Tuesday night. The Canes ultimately won 5-3, but there's a…
Czech defenseman Michael Kempny was concussed after being elbowed in the head by the Blues' Robert Bortuzzo in a preseason game. When…
Defenseman Michal Kempny has been out with a concussion since the preseason game against the St. Louis Blues. Head coach Todd Reirden…
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