Note from Ian Oland: One of the reasons why I asked Brennin to join the RMNB over the summer was because she…
Ahead of the opening faceoff between the Washington Capitals and Columbus Blue Jackets, Capitals forward Jakub Vrana demonstrated some of his superior…
Oh, boy. Okay. Paisano's Pizza has released a new commercial advertising their "Big Time BOGO" pizza special on Sundays. The ad stars…
Lars Eller and Brad Marchand have a history. Midway through the second period, the Tiger got sentimental. And by sentimental, I mean…
Oh, Jakub. After a career-best two-goal, three-point performance against the Flyers, Jakub Vrana's scored a beauty of a breakaway goal in the…
Tuesday night, the Philadelphia Flyers will tie a bizarre NHL record. The team will start their seventh different goaltender this season. And,…
The rosters for the 2019 NHL All-Star Game were announced Wednesday night, and to the underwhelmed nonsurprise of many Capitals fans, center…
On Sunday, the Hershey Bears will be outfitted for intergalactic war as they do battle against the Milwaukee Admirals for Star Wars…
The rosters for the four All-Star teams were revealed on Wednesday evening. The Capitals will have two representatives for the Metropolitan division:…
Towards the end of the Washington Capitals' 6-3 loss against the Nashville Predators, both tempers and hits were escalating. The Capitals were…
Halfway through the second period of Monday's matchup in Capital One Arena, Braden Holtby decided to show off his offensive prowess. He…
Early in the Monday morning game against the Nashville Predators, Jakub Vrana scored a beauty and celebrated with style. Evgeny Kuznetsov went…
Despite the fact that Dallas Stars won their game Thursday night against the Predators 2-0, team CEO Jim Lites decided that Friday…
The Capitals knocked the Penguins out of the 2018 playoffs en route to their first-ever Stanley Cup victory. In late May, Penguins…
Sophia Jurksztowicz conducted a playful interview on behalf of the NHLPA with various players, and asked them what gifts they would buy…
Defenseman Brooks Orpik has been out of the Capitals line-up since undergoing surgery on his right knee in November. He has been…
The Capitals have been selling greeting cards drawn by the players in their stores and online. Now the original pieces of artwork…
Travis Boyd got a nice present from captain Alex Ovechkin when Ovi set him up for his first NHL goal, but he…
The Capitals have done a lot to support the minority-focused Tucker Road Ducks youth hockey organization. Defenseman Brooks Orpik went above and…
Former Capital and Stanley Cup Champion Alex Chiasson set a new career high in goals Friday night against the Philadelphia Flyers. With…
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