Oh, boy. Okay. Paisano’s Pizza has released a new commercial advertising their “Big Time BOGO” pizza special on Sundays. The ad stars some familiar faces in an unfamiliar role.
May we present Andre Burakovsky and Devante Smith-Pelly … “acting?”
Andre’s a natural.
It’s. It’s so bad it’s good.
This is the first commercial to star only Capitals players rather than an assortment of male DC athletes. Devante Smith-Pelly deserves the spotlight, with his predilection for Italian food having been documented by Jakub Vrana in his infamous “How’s the pasta?” post-Stanley Cup victory video.
For some reason, that event is not mentioned in the commercial. Maybe that means there will be a sequel.
…also now I really want Italian food.
Headline photo: Paisano’s Pizza
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