Photo: Japers’ Rink
Hi, my name is Ian Oland. I’m your driver of the Washington Capitals bandwago…
[Gets tapped on shoulder. “Oh, what’s that? You have something to say?”]Lemme pass the microphone to two-time Peabody award-winner and former HTS Caps commentator Larry King. King, who has been riding in the very back and only promotes his team when it’s convenient for him, has something he’d like to say.
The @NHL playoffs start this week. I think my @washcaps will finally take the Stanley Cup.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) April 11, 2016
Larry, thanks for sharing your two cents. After 100 years and inflation, that thought might be worth two American dollars.
Now let’s do a roll call. I just want to make sure nobody fell off.
“Here.”
“I’m still a UFA, so I’m def here.”
Hockey Hall of Famer and Stanley Cup champion Mike Modano?
“Present.”
Oddsmakers? Are you still with us?
https://twitter.com/TravisSBN/status/719599277232779264
“You bet your bottom dollar.”
Utz potato chip that my mom gave me that had the number eight on it? Are you here?
[Puts hand in pocket, takes out embossed gingerbread man tin can.]Thanks to the DC Sports Bog’s Scott Allen for posting.
