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Captain the Caps Pup needs your help, are you going to let him down? How could you do that to him? He’s a good dog!

You might remember that last year the Caps, because of our urging, got a dog. Captain is that dog and he is perfect. We are close, personal friends who have never met.

Today, Captain (my friend) needs your help. This is important.

Please vote for Captain as the NHL’s best team dog in the NHL Fan Choice Awards.

Here’s Captain’s request. Please excuse spelling/syntax/grammar errors; he is a dog.

Now here’s a big link you cannot miss:

VOTE 4 CAPTAIN

The voting goes until June 1, and I’m pretty sure you can cheat at it.

There are probably other categories but I don’t care. Here now are reasons to vote for Captain:

  1. dog
  2. our dog
  3. good dog
  4. friends with the players
  5. andre-tier conversation skills

And now here are links to good Captain stories:

Finally, just a quick reminder that everything is hell right now, and a little whimsical respite is good for the soul, and dogs are good.

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