With the coronavirus outbreak pausing the NHL’s 2019-20 season, NBC Sports Washington aired a videogame simulation of tonight’s canceled real-life game between the Washington Capitals and St. Louis Blues. Digi Nicklas Backstrom scored a hat trick to give the Caps a 5-3 victory, but the first and second stars were broadcasters Joe Beninati and Craig Laughlin. Joe B and Locker brought humor and fun to an otherwise dreary, self-quarantine-y night.
A sampling.
“Hagelin looks like he colored his hair a little darker,” a bemused Beninati said.
“It’s his home away from home,” Laughlin said after Tom Wilson was ushered to the penalty box. “He makes a lot of friends there.”
“Not that Rob Thomas,” Craig Laughlin said of Blues’ center Robert Thomas, referring to the Matchbox 20 lead singer.
“Where are all the hats, guys? Where are all the hats?” a shocked Laughlin said after Backstrom tallied his powerplay, empty-net goal for the hatty.
Nicklas Backstrom goal, 1-0 Caps
.@backstrom19 puts the boys on the board!! pic.twitter.com/v5RaiO2KSd
— NBC Sports Capitals (@NBCSCapitals) March 24, 2020
Nicklas Backstrom goal (2), 2-0 Caps
Backy on hatty watch and we're only in the first period dang pic.twitter.com/HkZmqND1Q3
— NBC Sports Capitals (@NBCSCapitals) March 24, 2020
Ivan Barbashev goal, 2-1 Caps
Blues cut the lead in half 🙁 pic.twitter.com/ltsKEH62x5
— NBC Sports Capitals (@NBCSCapitals) March 24, 2020
Alexander Steen goal, 2-2
Steen ties it :(( pic.twitter.com/tsHNhNhJ0A
— NBC Sports Capitals (@NBCSCapitals) March 24, 2020
Lars Eller goal, 3-2 Caps
👁️ of the 🐯 pic.twitter.com/R4zCAy6L7H
— NBC Sports Capitals (@NBCSCapitals) March 24, 2020
Alexander Steen goal (2), 3-3
Blues tie it again :((( pic.twitter.com/3ArERqMSKG
— NBC Sports Capitals (@NBCSCapitals) March 24, 2020
Brenden Dillon goal, 4-3 Caps
.@BDillon04 with the go-ahead! pic.twitter.com/GEMR8Ju4nc
— NBC Sports Capitals (@NBCSCapitals) March 24, 2020
Nicklas Backstrom goal (3), 5-3 Caps
WHERE ARE THE HATS THO pic.twitter.com/XYh2nCFspz
— NBC Sports Capitals (@NBCSCapitals) March 24, 2020
Other highlights included this big hit by Brenden Dillon, taking out the digi trash of David Perron.
Nice to see Dilly is still in midseason form pic.twitter.com/b1Z72V0HWD
— NBC Sports Capitals (@NBCSCapitals) March 24, 2020
🎮🥞 from Dilly#CapsBlues pic.twitter.com/cYexKdVEma
— Washington Capitals (@Capitals) March 24, 2020
Joe B Suit of the Night
The broadcast gave a sense of normalcy during a time that is anything but normal.
“Man, I wish we were doing this at Capital One Arena, but we did this at home and I was amazed how quickly the plays developed,” Joe B said.
“I’m excited to do the rest of the season,” Laughlin said.
I hope it doesn’t come to that, but if it does, it’s nice to know Joe B and Locker will still be here entertaining us.
.@JoeBpXp and @Laughlin18,
Thank you for sharing your talents with us in this simulation game. It's fun and entertaining. You've been badly missed.
<3 ,
RMNB— RMNB (@russianmachine) March 24, 2020
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