The Washington Capitals are smarting after that loss to the Pittsburgh Penguins on Super Bowl Sunday. They’ll have a chance to right the ship tonight in DC when the Kings come to town.
Puck drop: 7:00 PM. NBC Sports Washington. I’m your bestest recap boy.
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Record | 19-29-5 | 35-13-5 |
Shot Attempt % | 53.2% | 52.7% |
PDO | 102.1 | 100.9 |
Power Play | 17.8% (17th) | 20.1% (12th) |
Penalty Kill | 74.3% (27th) | 84.5% (2nd) |
Here’s what we’re looking at. The usual suspects with one replacement down low.
Ovechkin – Backstrom – Wilson
Vrana – Kuznetsov – Oshie
Hagelin – Eller – Panik
Leipsic – Dowd – Hathaway
Kempny – Carlson
Orlov – Jensen
Fehervary – Gudas
Holtby
If you, like me, formed the three-headed hydra of mistakes (1. caring about Iowa, 2. watching coverage, 3. doing so via MSNBC), then you are an idiot. At least we saw this dude, whose name is Matt. Sup Matt.
And so ends Peter’s Politics Corner.
I’ve become emotionally invested in a cat I know from the internet. Thurston is a somewhat photogenic cranky boi who has a habit of “shrimping”, which I could explain but I won’t. Recently Thurston has had some health trouble, and it’s had a significant impact on my own quality of life. Anyway, Thursty is doing better now, so maybe you should fall in love with him too.
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