The offseason is now in full swing. The Cup has been won, the beards shaved, the players re-signed. Aside from the continuing adventures of the Stanley Cup, there’s not a whole lot happening in the hockey world. Until now! Presenting a new series in which we will finally understand the true nature of the world champion 2017-18 Washington Capitals through the prism of stupid popular culture. I’m calling it Not Up For Debate because everyone everywhere will agree that these are the universal consensus picks.
In this episode: What Friends character is each Caps player?
Competent above all.
I dunno. Someone had to be Phoebe.
Scratched in an elimination game is a very Rachel thing to have happen to you.
I could also see him as a Chandler.
Also excellent hair.
Could he beeeee any more clutch?
Free spirit. The bird celly is a type of interpretive dance.
High strung but capable.
Losing more than a year to injury is a very Ross thing to do.
Party boy but with kale.
Most partiest boy.
It is known.
Though the series is called Not Up For Debate, I’m leaving the comments open. So you can compliment me. For the very good picks. Appreciate the congrats.
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