The New Jersey Devils are celebrating 666K followers on twitter. This is fun because they are the Devils and this is the number of Satan.
They decided to thank all the people that follow them, including the NHL Teams. Unfortunately, there is one team that doesn’t follow them and it rhymes with the Schm-ashington Schm-apitals. Yup, it’s our favorite team and in an attempt to try and cover their tracks, the Capitals twitter decided to not apologize, but instead bring the Vegas Golden Knights into the conversation and be bad at math.
Listen, I was very bad at math my entire life, but I am fairly certain I can count NHL teams. This marks my official campaign to run the Washington Capitals twitter account for a day.
First, there was the Devils thanking their NHL team followers…and not mentioning the one team that doesn’t follow them (even though that is cheating because they’re still calling the Caps out but whatever):
Shoutout to 29 of the 30 other @NHL teams who follow us! We won’t mention that one who doesn’t… pic.twitter.com/tWqY22NrZV
— New Jersey Devils (@NJDevils) November 30, 2017
The Capitals had to say something. They couldn’t just sit there and say nothing at all, that would be ridiculous. They needed to apologize or come back with a quick quip. Instead…they decided to let the world know they didn’t know how to count.
Once explained to them, the Capitals twitter finally owned up to their own…owning.
Ugh.
Awkward. pic.twitter.com/ihIN6eVpxH
— New Jersey Devils (@NJDevils) November 30, 2017
Once again, math is hard, so I can’t blame the Capitals twitter person. At the end of the day, I’m okay with our twitter account. I only recently came to this realization when the Vegas Golden Knights twitter began posting like this.
FINAL SCORE
Them: 3
Us: 0Mood: Our wife left us.
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
— Vegas Golden Knights (@GoldenKnights) November 29, 2017
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