The Caps have won five games in a row, which means nothing because the Metro Division has become the Monstar Division. Nobody’s losing.
Tonight the Caps are in balmy, exotic Raleigh for a dance with the Hurricanes, who aren’t actually terrible this year.
Puck drop at 7:30 on CSN.
| Team | Record | SA% | PDO | Power Play | Penalty Kill |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Carolina Hurricanes | 12-11-6 | 53.0% | 97.5 | 22.4% | 92.3% |
| Washington Capitals | 18-7-3 | 53.9% | 101.9 | 18.7% | 83.7% |
Projected Lines
Isabelle says Andre and Chorney are sitting out again.
Johansson – Backstrom – Oshie
Ovechkin – Kuznetsov – Williams
Connolly – Eller – Vrana
Winnik – Beagle – Wilson
Alzner – Carlson
Orlov – Niskanen
Orpik – Schmidt
Grubauer
Two Days Left to Bid on Ovechkin-signed Pizza Things
Ovi signed these, the proceeds to go Make a Wish. Stop thinking and bid.
Storylines
- This is your FINAL DAY to order from our incredible store for pre-Christmas delivery.
- Cody Eakin is in deep doo-doo for this hit on Henrik Lundqvist.
- Why Andre Burakovsky has gone goal-less in his last 26 games.
- Alex Ovechkin cuddles with Andre Burakovsky, Ian unleashes puns.
- The Caps toy drive is on December 23.
- Alex Ovechkin posed with Fat Spider-Man in Times Square (that’s what he’s called; we didn’t name him that).
- Blame millennials for the decline of DuckTales in America. P.S. David Tennant is Scrooge in the reboot.
- Tom Wilson and Jakub Vrana probably suck at darts.
- Former Caps Coach Ron Wilson recovering from stroke. Get well soon, coach!
- Alex Ovechkin took over Instagram the other day.
- Brooks Orpik is doing great when he plays with Nate Schmidt.
- Today in history: The Caps participated in the longest shootout of all time
I Made This
You’re welcome.
Featured image: Mark Goldman
