Eric Fehr and Steve Oleksy in Penguins Colors Is Wrong On So Many Levels
Photo: @MiHockeyNow The Capitals have seen a lot of fan favorites leave this summer including Mike Green, Joel Ward, and Troy Brouwer.…
Mike Green’s Cat is Banana: Making RMNB Last
Say hi to Banana and Mike. Leslie K. asked me to write a story about Mike Green's cat, Banana. This will be…
Blues Fans Are Already Mad At Troy Brouwer
Anyone who followed Troy Brouwer during his time with the Capitals knows he's what you might call a hoarder of headwear. The man has…
Alex Ovechkin Is Training With Evgeni Malkin And a Bunch of Russian Political Leaders
Photo: Ovigram Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin is back from vacation and training for next season at Dynamo's practice facility (Novogorsk-Dynamo) with…
From the Window to the Wall: Making RMNB Last
Today's essay topic comes to us from John D., who writes: What happens if the Caps don't win a cup within 3-5…
These are RMNB’s Favorite Pro Wrestlers
Note: Steve Austin does not appear on any of our lists. It's August, Holtby and Johansson have re-signed, and there's basically nothing else…
When Stats Suck and Why: Making RMNB Last
Welcome back to the Making RMNB Last essay series. This time our prompt comes from Joe K., who I think did a wonderful…
Arbitrated: Marcus Johansson Signs One-Year, $3.75 Million Deal
On Wednesday, restricted free agent Marcus Johansson and the Washington Capitals went to arbitration. Johansson asked for $4.75 million while the Caps…
The Frederick Keys Will Be Wearing Uniforms Inspired By Nickelodeon TV Show ‘Rugrats’ Tonight
Photos: Frederick Keys Friday night at 7:05 PM, RMNB's hometown Frederick Keys will take on the Myrtle Beach Pelicans at Harry Grove…
Alex Ovechkin Meets Up With 4-Year-Old Maxim Again, Gives Him His Helmet
Photo: @maksgoloshchapov Last season, four-year-old Maxim Goloschapov was flown from Moscow to Kettler Capitals Iceplex because he won a promotional campaign held…
Caps Sign Jonas Siegenthaler To Entry-Level Contract
Photo: Amanda Bowen Thursday afternoon, the Washington Capitals announced the signing of 2015 second-round pick Jonas Siegenthaler to a three-year, entry-level contract.…
Jonathan Quick Explains Why Alex Ovechkin Is Such An Elite Goal Scorer
Los Angeles Kings goaltender Jonathan Quick contributed to Derek Jeter's blog, The Players' Tribune, on Wednesday and tried to explain why some…
Joel Ward Shows Why A Rookie Should Never Taunt A Veteran Player (Video)
On July 3rd, we all shed a tear when Joel Ward signed a three-year deal with those bastard San Jose Sharks. The…
6th Annual Leap Towards a Cure Hockey Tournament Combines Local Hockey & Artists for a Great Cause
On Saturday August 1st, the Leap Towards a Cure Hockey Tournament and Community Festival returns to the Gardens Ice House in Laurel,…
Brooks Orpik Undergoes Wrist Surgery
Capitals defenseman Brooks Orpik underwent surgery on his wrist today, according to a team release. The announcement didn't specify which of Orpik's wrists needed…
Eric Fehr Signs With The Pittsburgh Penguins, RMNB Says Goodbye (Video)
I have some bad news to report. Former Washington Capitals third-line center and awesome human being Eric Fehr has joined the dark…
In Context: Comparing TJ Oshie to the Caps 2014-15 Wingers
Photo: Amanda Bowen Two weeks ago, I took a look at how Justin Williams compares to the Caps 2014-15 wingers. Today, it's TJ Oshie's…
Marcus Johansson is Asking for $4.75 Million in Arbitration
Photo: Rob Carr On Wednesday, July 29th, the Capitals and Marcus Johansson have an arbitration hearing to decide the forward's salary for…
TJ Oshie Got Married Today, Walked Down The Aisle By 16-Month-Old Daughter Lyla
Photos via @sassybrassy1985 Newest Capital TJ Oshie and long-time girlfriend Lauren Cosgrove tied the knot on Saturday in a large wedding ceremony…
John Carlson Tweets Brinks Truck Emoji at Braden Holtby After He Signs New Deal
Braden Holtby just signed a five-year, $30.1 million contract that will keep him a Capital until the next decade. One player that's…
