Elite defenseman. Elite toque. (Photo: Caps Instagram)
October 25th. I remember it well. It was a simpler time, back when the Caps still won hockey games, children spoke only when spoken to, and women knew their place.
Since then everything has gone wrong. Personally, I blame Congress.
(And volatile shooting percentages endemic to small sample sizes, particularly for a team that is not sufficiently aggressive during 5v5 when leading.)
Alright. Road game against the Chicago Blackhawks, who might be the best team in the league (Neil has them fourth in his power rankings). After losing to the Coyotes and the Flames, it would only make sense for the Caps to beat these guys. right?
Late game. 8:30 PM on CSN Plus. Grab a beer and watch with me. From your couch. Alone. Forever alone.
|Team||Record||Possession||PDO||Power Play||Penalty Kill|
Ovechkin – Backstrom – Wilson
Johansson – Burakovsky – Brouwer
Chimera – Laich – Ward
O’Brien – Latta – Beagle
Orpik – Carlson
Alzner – Niskanen
Schmidt – Green
I got you, dawg.
Reina de Corazones! La historia de una mujer humilde y trabajadora que vive en Las Vegas y sueña con ser millonaria. 8 PM on Telemundo.
¡No me moleste cuando la Reina de Corazones está encendido! ¡Javier es muy popular en estos momentos!.
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