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Caps at Hawks Pregame: Crash the Net, Must the Win

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Elite defenseman. Elite toque. (Photo: Caps Instagram)

October 25th. I remember it well. It was a simpler time, back when the Caps still won hockey games, children spoke only when spoken to, and women knew their place.

Since then everything has gone wrong. Personally, I blame Congress.

(And volatile shooting percentages endemic to small sample sizes, particularly for a team that is not sufficiently aggressive during 5v5 when leading.)

Alright. Road game against the Chicago Blackhawks, who might be the best team in the league (Neil has them fourth in his power rankings). After losing to the Coyotes and the Flames, it would only make sense for the Caps to beat these guys. right?

Late game. 8:30 PM on CSN Plus. Grab a beer and watch with me. From your couch. Alone. Forever alone.

Team Record Possession PDO Power Play Penalty Kill
Washington Capitals 4-5-3 54.4% 97.8 29.3% 79.1%
Chicago Blackhawks 7-5-1 56.1% 99.5 18.9% 92.7%

Projected Lineup

Straight from the horse’s mouth:

Ovechkin – Backstrom – Wilson
Johansson – Burakovsky – Brouwer
Chimera – Laich – Ward
O’Brien – Latta – Beagle

Orpik – Carlson
Alzner – Niskanen
Schmidt – Green

Holtby

 

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Storylines

What the Heck is CSN Plus?

I got you, dawg.

  • Comcast: channel 856
  • Cox: channel 1074
  • DirecTV: channel 642-1
  • Verizon Fios: channel 578
  • Downtown Frederick bars: everywhere, but no audio

Lo Que se está Perdiendo en la Televisión

Reina de Corazones! La historia de una mujer humilde y trabajadora que vive en Las Vegas y sueña con ser millonaria. 8 PM on Telemundo.

¡No me moleste cuando la Reina de Corazones está encendido! ¡Javier es muy popular en estos momentos!.

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