Oilers beat Caps 2-1, Whole Perfect Season Thing Kind of Silly Anyway
Khabibulin vs. unsatisfactory soup (Photo credit: Andy Devlin) On their first long road trip of the season, the Washington Capitals encountered some trouble…
Khabibulin vs. unsatisfactory soup (Photo credit: Andy Devlin) On their first long road trip of the season, the Washington Capitals encountered some trouble…
It's that time of year. Hockey is back in full-swing, the leaves are falling, and the Columbus Blue Jackets have been eliminated…
Some things: they're easy to hate. Cancer. James Mitchner novels. The Fanny Pack Family and their adorable moppets blocking the wrong side of…
Oh man. How awesome was Saturday night? Did this actually pan out for anyone? We pretend to hate everyone who isn't us,…
Alex Ovechkin stands next to 12-year-old cancer survivor Anthony Holley during the national anthem. (Photo credit: Ned Dishman) Cancer affects millions of…
Look how happy those white people are! (Photo credit: Ann Heisenfelt) The final two undefeated teams in the NHL, the Washington Capitals…
The NHL has only two undefeated teams left, and tonight they meet.
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett The Washington Capitals game with the Philadelphia Flyers should've been the clash of the titans: Alex Ovechkin and Jaromir…
(Photo credit: Andre Ringuette) True story. Guy walks into a bar. He immediately pulls down his pants, starts cursing a blue streak, and vomits…
Doesn't this picture just make you sick? (Photo credit: Jonathan Newton) A long, long time ago, in a frightening world before iPads…
First rule of hockey writing: if there's a photo of a guy hit in the junk, USE IT. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume)…
Photo credit: Scott Audette The Florida Panthers spent their Monday night trouncing the Tampa Bay Lightning 7-4. The Cats used five powerplay…
Mojo scores on the wraparound! (Photo credit: Ann Heisenfelt) The Washington Capitals hosted the Ottawa Senators in Chinatown for a game that--…
Photo credit: Gene J. Puskar Thursday's game between the Penguins and Capitals was an exciting affair, but it was the third period…
Dennis Wideman celebrates his OTGWG. (Photo credit: Gregory Shamus) For the third time in three games, the Washington Capitals required extra time…
Sasha scores on Dwayne Roloson to end the shootout. (Photo credit: @jlrpuck) Two nights after scoring the Capitals' first goal of the…
Vokoun shuts the door in the shootout. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) This certainly wasn't what Tomas Vokoun had in mind for his first…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume You could liken Tomas Vokoun's debut for the Washignton Capitals to being fed to wolves. A team that…
On Sunday, Evgeny Kuznetsov's Traktor Chelyabinsk played Neftekhimik Nizhnekamsk (say that three times fast) at home. Kuzya continued his fantastic start to…
Photo credit: Mitchell Layton It was hard not to notice Alex Semin on Opening Night. Not only did he score the Capitals…
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