All Penalties, No Possession: Devils beat Caps 3-2
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott I had a recap for tonight, but then the third period happened; my story was rendered irrelevant. In…
Welcome Brooks Laich to Twitter
Finally. Washington Capitals Center and latest victim of #brittlegroin, Brooks Laich, just signed up for teh twitters. You can find him at…
No O, Rangers beat Caps 2-1
Darroll Powe is helped off the ice. (Photo credit: Bruce Bennett) The Washington Capitals won three in a row coming into Sunday,…
Eric Fehr En Fuego: Caps beat Bolts 4-3
Photo credit: Scott Audette Happy Valentine's Day, hockey lovers! I hate this stupid day, but I found a good way to pass…
RMNB Readers Make Valentine’s Day Cards For Their Favorite Caps Players
Rachel Cohen's (@kat326) Valentine. It's the dreaded day of days once again. Celebrating either some apocryphal rebel-priest martyr or a bunch of…
That Air-Humping Florida Panthers Fan
As regulation time expired in Tuesday's Caps-Panthers game, one right honorable gentleman cheered the proceedings with impassioned, airborne pelvic thrusts. Start at…
Caps beat Panthers 6-5 (OT), Felt Like a Fehr Night
Photo credit: Eliot J. Schechter The Washington Capitals schlepped down to that bustling metropolis of Sunrise to face the Florida Panthers on…
The Return of Scoar Moar Goals: Caps beat Panthers 5-0
Photo credit: Greg Fiume Early Saturday morning, some Caps fans sacrificed toy animals in hopes of courting the hockey gods' favor. That…
Ryan Zimmerman Rocks The Blue at Caps Game
Photo credit: @HeatherZIMS During the Washington Wizards early season 1-13 swoon, Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III randomly showed up to a game.…
Penalties, Luck, and Goaltending: Figuring Out What’s Wrong with the Capitals
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott A few weeks ago I published a piece explaining why I wasn't freaking out the Capitals. My point…
Evgeny Kuznetsov: “I Promised to Come to the NHL After the Olympics No Matter What”
Photo credit: khl.ru A month ago, Caps prospect and forever waffler Evgeny Kuznetsov revealed some big news to Slovak journalist Tomas Kmec.…
This Team is Really Bad: Pens beat Caps 5-2
The Washington Capitals (Photo credit: Malcolm Browne) Hoo boy. The Pittburgh Penguins handed the Washington Capitals their rear-ends in a greasy Primanti…
Is Adam Oates Too “Sophisticated and Confusing” for the Capitals?
Photo credit: Chris Gordon Now that hockey is back, The Marek vs Wyshynski podcast is part of my daily routine. If you…
The Washington Capitals Are Dead Last in the NHL
Photo credit: @CapsBN92 This morning, I woke up, checked the NHL standings, and looked thirstily at a bottle of rubbing alcohol. The…
Please, Gnome More: Leafs beat Caps 3-2
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott I wrote on our mission statement that hockey should be as fun to read about as it is…
What is Wrong with Marcus Johansson?
Photo credit: Chris Gordon For the Capitals, there's a lot to keep track of right now. We've noticed Alex Ovechkin's scoring slump,…
A Less Than Superb Owl: Penguins beat Caps 6-3
Photo credit: Greg Fiume The Washington Capitals and the Pittsburgh Penguins have a storied history-- especially on Superb Owl Sunday. Snowmageddon, anyone?…
Caps beat Flyers 3-2: Have They Turned a Corner?
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott DFL. The Washington Capitals came into Friday's game against the Philadelphia Flyers in dead last place. Not in…
Awkward Encounter With Your Ex: Mike Knuble is Back in Town Tonight
"Kanooblian" illustration by Mark Burrier Mike Knuble scored 65 goals in three seasons for the Washington Capitals. For a big chunk of…
Penalty Parade with the Pension Plan Puppets: Leafs beat Caps 3-2
Photo credit: Graig Abel Remember how we were whining about losing that game in Ottawa? How it wasn't fair? How we were…
