The Capitals Don’t Like Your Narrative
Photo: Patrick McDermott In Game Five, the Philadelphia Flyers had the fewest shots they’ve ever had in a game. But they won.…
Photo: Patrick McDermott In Game Five, the Philadelphia Flyers had the fewest shots they’ve ever had in a game. But they won.…
Saturday night, Alex Ovechkin scored a hat trick against the St. Louis Blues in his final game of the season. The clutch…
Photo: @aleksandrovechkinofficial Saturday was a glorious night for Caps fans. Alex Ovechkin scored a hat trick, hitting the 50-goal plateau for the…
Photo: Amanda Bowen There are plenty of reasons to be concerned about the direction the Caps are trending as the playoffs approach.…
Photo: Sanford Myers In a month, the Washington Capitals will likely end the season as the NHL's best team with a home-ice…
I was going to give this story a sexy title like: TJ Oshie Goes Top Shelf, Unstoppable In Shootout, but the Caps…
Coming into tonight's game, bearded beauty Karl Alzner had scored 15 career goals in eight NHL career seasons. Saturday against the Bruins,…
Alex Ovechkin scored his 41st goal of the season and 516th goal of his career in the first period of Caps-Maple Leafs…
Team Canada announced the first 16 players on its World Cup of Hockey roster. Among those first 16 was a very handsome,…
Photo: Patrick Smith The Capitals came back to beat the Minnesota Wild 3-2. Though they eventually had dramatic goals from Alex Ovechkin…
Friday night against the Wild, the Capitals gave away Holtbeast figurines to everyone in attendance. The action figure barely resembles Holtby, a…
Photo: Washington Capitals Kicking off a series of Global Heritage Nights at Verizon Center, Monday night was German Heritage Night, honoring Caps goalie…
In the first period of Caps-Wild, CSN Mid-Atlantic took a shot of the Caps bench and zoomed in on Nicklas Backstrom. Nicky…
Photos: thornescratch The Washington Capitals organization gives out a program during games called "Breakaway." Inside, it features various Caps players and their various…
Photo: @WashCaps With the Caps back from the all-star break, a third of the roster went on team-building event on Wednesday. Justin…
Photo: @WashCaps First-time all stars Evgeny Kuznetsov, Braden Holtby, and Nicklas Backstrom walked the red carpet ahead of tonight's Skills Competition at…
Photo: NHL At media day for the NHL All-Star Game in Nashville, stylish Evgeny Kuznetsov was like a kid in a candy store. After…
Caps first-line center Nicklas Backstrom is set to play in his first All-Star Game after years of being an NHL afterthought. The…
Photo: @Kuzya92 Over the last two days, the DC Blizzard dropped two feet of snow in the district and three feet in…
Don't put the Capitals on the power play. I thought that was clear by now, but the Columbus Blue Jackets did it…
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