TJ Oshie, Karl Alzner, and their daughters have a playground playdate
For those of you that haven't stepped outside the last couple days, the weather has been absolutely glorious. TJ Oshie and Karl…
For those of you that haven't stepped outside the last couple days, the weather has been absolutely glorious. TJ Oshie and Karl…
Opening night is fast approaching and the Washington Capitals’ roster is taking shape, especially on the defensive end where there were no…
On Wednesday, CSN released a snippet of their upcoming Capitals Central show (Sunday, 8:30 pm) and they just posted some of its…
Monday night, Paisano's Pizza debuted a new commercial featuring a throng of local DC sports stars. That throng includes Caps defenseman Karl…
In adorable children news, TJ Oshie and Karl Alzner took their kids to the zoo today.
Karl Alzner and wife Mandi had their second child on June 1. The ridiculously cute Anson Reid Alzner became the little brother…
During rush hour Wednesday afternoon, the Capitals announced that defenseman Karl Alzner underwent successful surgery to repair a sports hernia. Alzner suffered…
The Washington Capitals announced Wednesday night that the Alzner family just got one teeny tiny human bigger. Mandy Alzner, who spent most…
Former Capital Brooks Laich recently went on a safari, and Alex Ovechkin cut a rug in Mother Russia. Now via Lauren Oshie's…
Photo: @loshie17 Former Capital Brooks Laich recently went on a safari, and Alex Ovechkin cut a rug in Mother Russia. Now via…
Karl Alzner played in every game this season and had huge success as long as you don't count scoring, which he is really…
Photo: @tom_wilso Sunday afternoon, the Washington Capitals had a group outing at Nats Park to watch the Nationals take on the Miami…
Photo: Drew Hallowell On Thursday, the Capitals gathered at Kettler Capitals Iceplex to discuss another season that ended prematurely. The players were…
Midway through the (unspeakably horrible) second period, Karl Alzner made a shift change. It wasn't an ordinary shift change. Alzner jumped Inside The Glass™…
Photo: Rob Carr Karl Alzner missed Saturday's morning skate with what the team is calling a "maintenance day." Alzner missed two days of…
Lovejoy celebrates his goal (Photo: Rob Carr) Capitals defensemen Dmitry Orlov went for the big hit, hoping to take Penguins center Nick…
Photo: @loshie17 Tuesday night, TJ Oshie and Karl Alzner went to the Washington Nationals game along with their wives Lauren and Mandy,…
Photo: Patrick McDermott In Game Five, the Philadelphia Flyers had the fewest shots they’ve ever had in a game. But they won.…
Photo: Rob Carr After Monday night’s anarchic attempt at a hockey game, the Washington Capitals held a 3-0 series lead. In 180…
Photo: Rob Carr The Capitals penalty kill was the second-best unit in the league during the regular season, killing 85.2 percent of…
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