Joe Beninati’s ‘Star Wars’ Cold Open (Video)
On Thursday, Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens was released in theaters nationwide. To celebrate, CSN Washington's Joe Beninati penned a…
On Thursday, Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens was released in theaters nationwide. To celebrate, CSN Washington's Joe Beninati penned a…
At the morning skate today, I asked Joe. B for a preview of his suit for the season opener. "Molten red" was…
Regardless of tonight's outcome, this will be the final game CSN Washington covers this postseason. Therefore, this is the final Joe B Suit of…
I hate feeling my own feels. The Caps just turned my insides to mush with this two-minute video dedicated to Bensten "Bman" Schone.…
Photo: Chris Gordon With the Caps/Flyers game on national TV tonight, we were denied the calls of the DC Sportscaster of the Year…
Many Caps fans watching television have known just one man as the voice of the team: Joe Beninati. Over the past decade, Beninati…
Wish-recipient Lauren Santora had a great weekend. Her dream came true meeting Alex Ovechkin. She scored on Braden Holtby, a goal that…
CSN Washington's Joe Beninati has won a swimming pool filled with Emmy statuettes for his unmatched calling of Caps games over the…
During Friday's first intermission, Craig Laughlin and the rest of the Comcast Sportsnet crew presented Joe Beninati with a birthday cake. In typical…
Before the Washington Capitals took on the Carolina Hurricanes on Sunday, there was a wedding at center ice of Verizon Center. Mike…
Photo: @RFCapsMoustache Long-time Emmy-winning Washington Capitals' play-by-play man Joe Beninati has kept himself busy this summer. He's called the Lacrosse World Championships…
Photo: @monumentalntwrk It never ends, and I'm sorta okay with that. Today in #ALSIceBucketChallenge news, Capitals coach Barry Trotz and fashion maven…
Photo: @AdamVingan On Tuesday morning CSN Washington's Chuck Gormley and NBC Washington's Adam Vingan reported something right up our alley. Michael Fleetwood, a hardcore Washington…
Photo: @TarikCSN This photo of Joe Beninati is how I will remember him when I get old and grey: smiling, immaculately dressed…
Troy Brouwer's insane, mind-boggling career season continues. After scoring a career-high 25 goals (which forced me to wear spandex) and receiving his…
Since the Washington Capitals did not make the playoffs, CSN Washington play-by-play man Joe Beninati has had a lot of lonely nights.…
Photo: @bwillgress The last three Washington Capitals game broadcasts have been different. They've been missing the finely dressed Joe Beninati, who has been…
Photo: Peter Hassett Filling in for Joe B. has to be tough. It’s even harder when you have to do it on…
Yep. (Photos by Chris Gordon) Wednesday night, the Washington Capitals held their fourth annual Casino Night at the Pentagon City Sheraton. Fans…
Every night that Joe Beninati and Craig Laughlin do the play-by-play of Caps games is a joy. Thursday night against the Florida…
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