On Thursday, Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens was released in theaters nationwide. To celebrate, CSN Washington’s Joe Beninati penned a brilliant cold open before Friday’s Caps/Lightning game. It’s almost as good as the Caps Super Friends bit he did in 2010, but please note: nothing will ever top that.
This is why Joe B is one of the best in the business. Also, I loved this Kuznetsov clip.
Related: check out this super sweet photoshop Tim sent to us on Twitter.
— Tim Sievers (@T_Sievers7) December 17, 2015
Also, what’d you guys think of the movie? NO SPOILERS.
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