#TeemuForever: Teemu Selanne Wins Bronze (GIFs)
Photo: Andre Ringuette Deep down, we're all huge Teemu Selanne fans (even Peter). That's why, even though John Carlson and the United…
Photo: Andre Ringuette Deep down, we're all huge Teemu Selanne fans (even Peter). That's why, even though John Carlson and the United…
Nicky celebrates his apple. (Photo: Andre Ringuette/HHOF-IIHF Images) Washington Capitals forwards Nicklas Backstrom and Marcus Johansson will play for a gold medal…
After the Brooks Laich dating Julianne Hough news, the only natural follow-up is an article dedicated to butt-checking. Yes, during Sunday's game between Russia…
Photo via gfhockey Team Sweden survived a challenge from Latvia on Saturday, winning 5-3 to finish the preliminary round undefeated. But it…
Photo: Streeter Lecka Washington Capitals defenseman John Carlson scored the United States' first goal of the Olympic tournament Thursday. Team USA head coach…
Photo: @mkirilenko Since we're nearing the end of Valentine's Day, let's end on something cute, shall we? Thursday, during Russia's 5-2 win…
Flag mouthguards are the best. Before today, Martin Erat's goals this year went like this: nothing for four months, accidentally scored on…
Photo: Martin Rose The United States of America opened Olympic tournament play against Slovakia on Thursday morning. It was a beatdown of…
The line on Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin goes a little like this: he must win gold or it's all been a failure.…
Photo: Jayne Kamin-Oncea Team Sweden took on the Czech Republic in the first men's hockey game of the Olympics. It was a…
Photo: Jonathan Nackstrand Some might think that there's no Olympic hockey in Sochi until Wednesday. That would be incorrect. The women's tournament…
Photo: Chris Gordon After scoring his first NHL point on Thursday, Julien Brouillette followed that up with first NHL goal Saturday, the…
The game can wait. Washington Capitals Alex Ovechkin continued his blistering scoring pace tonight in front of the fifth most powerful man…
Photo: Patrick Smith/Getty Images North America The Capitals had a hard time getting offensive opportunities early in Thursday's Caps-Jets game, but a…
Michal Neuvirth has started the last three Caps games, inserting himself back into the Capitals goalie picture after not playing for a month…
Eighteen minutes into the second period of Tuesday's Capitals-Islanders game, New York's Matt Martin boarded Dmitry Orlov. About 15 feet inside the…
Photo: Alex Brandon Despite his menacing stare and his even angrier-looking fists, there may be no nicer man in the Washington Capitals…
This is a story about redemption. And Alex Ovechkin. In the first period, the Washington Capitals' captain had a glorious chance to…
While the Washington Capitals haven't had their best season on the ice, they have graduated to a new level of awesome when…
Michal Neuvirth may not have played very much this season. And sure, maybe he missed an entire month of action because he…
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