Caps Bench, Especially Karl Alzner, Very Excited About John Erskine’s Knockout Punch (GIF)
The second period of the Friday night's game against the Toronto Maple Leafs became more about face-punching than hockey -- which surprises…
The second period of the Friday night's game against the Toronto Maple Leafs became more about face-punching than hockey -- which surprises…
Photo credit: Geoff Burke When the Washington Capitals played Tampa on Friday, the Lightning -- after getting burned by the NHL's reigning…
Washington Capitals rookie forward Tom Wilson nearly scored his second career goal in the first period of Friday's game against the Toronto…
Photo credit: Chris O'Meara For most of the year, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin has skated on a line with super Swedes…
Photo credit: Kim Klement The Washington Capitals are kind of wretched when it comes to preventing odd-man rushes. A third period shorthanded…
Photo credit: Kim Klement Washington Capitals forward Marcus Johansson has long struggled to be strong on the puck, but this year he…
In all honesty, we don't know much about Washington Capitals 2013 first round pick Andre Burakovsky. While Evgeny Kuznetsov is an open-yet-confusing…
Monumental's Rinkside Updates are becoming must-watch videos. Not really for the exclusive insight they are supposed to bring, but rather because of the…
Let's be honest: I'm mad; you're mad. I'm fighting people in the comments of Peter's game story right now. Everybody who watched…
With the Caps trailing the Wild 3-2 in the second period, the visitors needed a break. They had given up two goals…
Photo credit: Kevin Hoffman The Washington Capitals scored on two consecutive shots in the first period of Saturday's game against the Minnesota…
Photo credit: Rob Carr In overtime, unless you're a really bad hockey team or extremely good at shootous, you play to win…
On December 8, Steve Oleksy scored his first goal in 273 days, after seven games as a healthy scratch. Now, 25 days…
Photo credit: Geoff Burke The last time Alex Ovechkin scored a goal it was last year. It seems like forever ago. Santa…
Whoops. (Photo credit: Marc DesRosiers) On Monday morning we published a story about how awesome Mikhail Grabovski is, including the likelihood of…
Photo credit: Joe Camporeale When the Washington Capitals signed Mikhail Grabovski during the offseason, we knew he would bring teh corsis. But…
Photo credit: Ludwig Thunman/AP Washington Capitals first-round pick Andre Burakovsky scored a hat trick in the World Juniors preliminary round game against…
Photo credit: Geoff Burke Eric Fehr is awesome. We know this and he probably does too. Capitals head coach Adam Oates, however,…
Washington Capitals defenseman Dmitry Orlov had a great start to the first period. He tallied a secondary assist on Mike Green's power…
On Thursday, Canada played its first World Junior Championship against Germany. They beat the tar out of them, 7-2. That was no…
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