Dmitry’s double feature: Scoarlov and Scoarlov II: The Dima-lition
Dmitry Orlov, Russia's Andre Burakovsky as we call him, has two goals so far on Mondayn night. First, he released a monster…
Dmitry Orlov, Russia's Andre Burakovsky as we call him, has two goals so far on Mondayn night. First, he released a monster…
Thursday, the Caps Dads trip made its first stop in St. Louis, Missouri, for Washington's regular-season tilt against the Blues. But before…
The Washington Capitals held an optional practice in front of a full house, Saturday. Half the team, including Head Coach Barry Trotz,…
Friday night, the Washington Capitals held another team-building event. This time the Caps threw some rocks and curled north of the border…
Tuesday night at Verizon Center, the Washington Capitals hosted regular-season game number 37 against the Toronto Maple Leafs. The stakes were low,…
Dmitry Orlov may be the player on the Washington Capitals roster that fans and analysts alike are most divided on. Known for…
The Washington Capitals and the Toronto Maple Leafs just engaged in an instant classic. After taking an initial 1-0 lead, the Capitals…
It's 2017, you guys! All night, Capitals players have been sharing their photos, celebrating the new year. As Washington is the only…
Dmitry Orlov has caught a lot of heat for his defensive lapses. At the beginning of December, we detailed a game lost solely,…
After blanking the Bolts and celebrating TJ Oshie's Dirty 30 Friday night, the Capitals dispersed across the country to celebrate the NHL's…
When they're in town together, the Caps Russians always celebrate their birthdays by going out for a big, fancy dinner. Friday night…
It's a holiday goal party and Alex Ovechkin just got invited. 10:48 into the second period, the Russian machine joined John Carlson…
“We playing hard, working hard, and I did two bad mistakes and it cost our game,” Dmitry Orlov said to the media…
On a night where Alex Ovechkin scored a hat trick and six of the game's seven goals were scored by Russians, of…
We'll find out later today what the name and logo will be for the NHL's new team in Las Vegas. But we…
Outscored 7-2 in their last two games against bottom-dwelling teams, the Washington Capitals' play of late was becoming panic inducing. But Wednesday…
Dmitry Orlov has joined TJ Oshie and Nicklas Backstrom in the invite-only Goals Party at Verizon Center. The Russian defenseman's tally was…
After the Caps' 5-1 loss to the Carolina Hurricanes, Alex Ovechkin, Andre Burakovsky, Evgeny Kuznetsov, and Dmitry Orlov returned home and bought…
The Caps entered the first intermission with their heads down, trailing to the lowly Carolina Hurricanes 2-1 after the first 20 minutes…
Nate Schmidt is having a great start to the 2016-17 season, but Friday night in Chicago, the Schmiduation is dire. Nate will…
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