Andre Burakovsky and Marcus Johansson Just Did a Face Swap and This is the Result
"Finally got some beard! Swapped face!," Andre Burakovsky wrote on Instagram. The Burracuda has since deleted the picture , but thank you,…
"Finally got some beard! Swapped face!," Andre Burakovsky wrote on Instagram. The Burracuda has since deleted the picture , but thank you,…
After the Caps' 4-3 overtime loss to the Penguins, Barry Trotz called out his team, threatening to bench players who do not…
Noted goon Marcus Johansson is at it again -- wait, wrong Swede. What I meant to say was: Andre Burakovsky, the team's player…
Andre and Tom are adorable.
There's just something about hockey players and processed food. On a beautiful Wednesday evening during an autograph signing at Collectible Heroes in…
Two weeks ago when Brooks Laich was traded to Toronto, the Caps lost a man who filled many roles. Laich was a…
Photos: Amanda Bowen The Washington Capitals have won 47 of their first 63 games. Their 98 standings points are most in the…
Monday was the NHL's deadline for trades. Instead of being cooped up inside biting their fingernails and sweating about their futures, Tom…
Friday night against the Wild, the Capitals gave away Holtbeast figurines to everyone in attendance. The action figure barely resembles Holtby, a…
Photo: Geoff Burke, USA TODAY Sports As Peter so eloquently put it in the recap, the Washington Capitals had their garbage game…
Photo: Geoff Burke The Washington Capitals are a very good hockey team. One of the reasons why they're so dangerous is their…
After a brutal first half of the season, Andre Burakovsky seems to have finally gotten his mojo back (pun intended). In the second…
Photo: @SLuhman Sunday was Valentine's Day, the most romantic day of the calendar year. Ahead of the holiday, On Tap Magazine asked…
The last time we visited the underbelly of an NHL arena, we learned that Andre Burakovsky could not throw a football right.…
Capitals head coach Barry Trotz gave his players the day off on Friday after they defeated Minnesota Wild 4-3 the previous night.…
Photos: thornescratch The Washington Capitals organization gives out a program during games called "Breakaway." Inside, it features various Caps players and their various…
Photo: @washcaps The youngest Caps player is not so young anymore. Andre Burakovsky turns 21 today, and even though he still has to wait…
Photo: Patrick McDermott Andre Burakovsky looked like a promising young forward after last year's playoffs, recording 3 points (2 goals and 1…
Ed. note: Please say hello to Victoria Dravis, RMNB's latest acquisition. Hockey players: They're just like us! (And by us, I mean…
Photo: @andreburakovsky The All-Star Break is over for the Washington Capitals, which means Tom Wilson, Michael Latta, and Andre Burakovsky are all…
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