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Photo credit: Rob Carr Shutout and embarrassed by the New York Rangers. Now where have I heard that before? The Caps certainly…
Karl Alzner congratulates Michal Neuvirth on his third shutout of the year and second straight blanking of the Penguins. (Photo credit: Gregory…
"Perry, we did it! We actually score on power play!" (Photo credit: Rick Stewart) After going 1-4 in their last five games…
Important RMNB news of week? Well, that has to be the fact that 64 people reached the site searching for "Alexander Semin…
Photo credit: Tony Avelar Coming off an insane, 13-goal affair in Orange County late Wednesday night, the Caps headed to Silicon Valley Thursday to…
RMNB's own Rachel Cohen created this Valentine for Matt Bradley In honor of Valentine's Day and to drown your sorrows after the…
It is well known that our blog loves everything "Ovechtrick". So when CRL's behind the scenes video of the commercial shoot crossed…
Photo credit: Jacquelyn Martin The last time these two teams met, the headless Caps were reeling. After trading away captain Chris Clark,…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume Signing Alexander Semin to a one-year extension was a good move. It limits the Capitals exposure to the…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume In Sunday's matinee against their most hated rival, the Washington Capitals had their second straight dominant performance, beating…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume I showed that all hockey players, particularly goal scorers, hit slumps, and it’s possible that the skater is…
SCOAR! (Photo credit: Chris O’Meara) There was a zeitgeist surrounding the Washington Capitals' visit to the Tampa Bay Lightning's playground. The words…
It's been another rip-roaring week of sifting through piles of your inane ramblings. Judging by reader letters, most of you seem to…
Before the 2010 draft, the highest-rated Russian prospect, Vladimir Tarasenko, was asked what some scouts thought to be a simple question: "Who's…
Aww (Photo credit: our own Chris Gordon) The quintessential 2010-2011 Washington Capitals game includes a worthless first period, so the opening frame…
Photo credit: Richard Wolowicz Coming into this season, I referenced PDO and why it would be responsible for the Caps' offensive woes…
Ovi swings with the knob of his stick during the Breakaway Challenge. (Photo credit: Kevin C. Cox) Alex Ovechkin won his third…
A playful Alex Ovechkin hit up the red carpet before tonight's 2011 NHL SuperSkills competition and spoke briefly with NHL Network's Heidi…
Though they missed their scheduled morning flight out to Raleigh, Capitals' All-Stars Mike Green and Alex Ovechkin arrived just in the knick…
Here's a picture of Ovechkin eating snow for the billionth time. (Photo credit: Scott Cunningham) To all our friends stuck on the…
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