If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
Today, the World Junior Championships are set to begin in Buffalo, New York, and RMNB's Igor Kleyner has translated a fantastic one-on-one…
We swear the puck went in. There was certainly a special buzz in the air today. With most schools shutdown and most…
First of many for Andrew Gordon. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) That is how you do it! The Washington Capitals have done the…
To commemorate the death of Voldemort, here is Alex Ovechkin/Harry Potter, as drawn by RMNB's artist-in-residence, Rachel Cohen. Awesome.
Photo credit: Else/Getty Images On December 1st, 2010, the Washington Capitals stomped out the Blues 4-1 in St. Louis. It was a…
Photo credit: Luis M. Alvarez If you're like me, you've tried everything. Not shaving. Wearing the same clothes. Wearing different clothes. Eating…
Matt Bradley is about to bleed. (Photo credit: Michael Dwyer) The Washington Capitals mounted one of their largest offensive pushes ever to…
Okay, this story is too cool to spoil. Guest writer Ellen T. is a Caps fan with an talent for arts and…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume No jokes. Nothing cute. The Washington Capitals, deep into a slump, host the Anaheim adjective-less Ducks in a…
I'll meet you at the bottom if there really is one / They always told me, "when you hit it, you'll know…
No goal. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) EVEN LATER UPDATE 12/12 1PM: Per Bob McKenzie, Alex Semin has been fined for his crosscheck…
Slumber party. (Photo credit: Jacquelyn Martin) There's no way the Capitals can lose four in a row, especially if three of the…
On Tuesday, Gillette announced a multi-year partnership with Alex Ovechkin. The Capitals' superstar is now the company’s ambassador for Russia and Eastern…
Mathieu Perreault is the bright spot in this tough loss. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) Former Caps coach Ron Wilson brought his Toronto…
Burmistrov's devastating chip shot eludes Varlamov. (Photo by Luis M. Alvarez) It's not like the Washington Capitals have a hard time getting…
Mike Ribeiro punishes the Caps for one of their many penalties. (Photo credit: Tony Gutierrez) The Washington Capitals have just played their…
When a Caps Prospect goes above and beyond the call of duty, a one paragraph summary in Prospect Watch does not suffice.…
The Washington Capitals hosted the Carolina Hurricanes in a pleasant matinee of stick'n'puck and HOLY WOW I SAW THE CAPS WIN IN…
Nicky calmly celebrates his second period goal while Ovi spazzes out. (Photo credit: Gregg Forwerck) Unquestionably, the Washington Capitals came into tonight's…
Braden Holtby's body language says it all. (Photo credit: Bill Kostroun) It was like the end of the Wild Bunch if the…
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