If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
Hit em for Beagle: John Erskine vs Arron Asham (Photo credit: Rob Carr) The Pittsburgh Penguins' first appointment in D.C. might also mark…
Photo credit: Nick Wass Dale Hunter hoped to lead the Washington Capitals to victory in his first game as head coach. He'd…
Former teammates congratulate Hunter as his number is retired. (Photo credit: Linda Spillers) Back at Piney Orchard, only a handful of fans…
During NBC's Sunday Night football game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Kansas City Chiefs, the network debuted Alex Ovechkin's commercial promoting…
Zack Kassian beats Tomas Vokoun. (Photo credit: Dave Sandford) The Washington Capitals hopped on up to Buffalo, intending to shake off last…
Photo credit: Mitchell Layton In Russia, they say the first crepe is always a clump. It describes the low expectations when something…
Chimmer with the game-winner. Now, let's go eat a Turkey dinner. (Photo credit: Evan Vucci) Two nights ago, Alex Semin was banished…
After a disastrous road trip, the Washington Capitals hoped to snap their four-game losing streak by walloping the Phoenix Coyotes. It wasn't…
(Photo credit: John Russell) The Washington Capitals began their circuit of North America with a stop in Nashville with their Predators. With…
John Carlson ponders the next call-up for the Caps. With Brooks Laich cornering local advertisements for windows and Alex Ovechkin being a…
(Photo credit: Nick Laham) After a two-game skid, the Washington Capitals started their home-and-home series with the New Jersey Devils by playing…
Ninteenth century author Charles Caleb Colton once wrote that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Before writing that, the guy must…
Photo credit: Orange County Register Teemu Selanne is one of the greatest hockey players ever to lace up skates. His 642 career…
Photo credit: Mike Stobe After ripping up Carolina like (forgive us) a hurricane, the Caps hopped on plane and flew on up…
Erskine and Semin congratulate the ginger after his milestone goal. (Photo credit: Gregg Forwerck) When I was twenty, I was a college…
Pot roast. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) The Washington Capitals had only one date with the Anaheim Ducks on the calendar this year,…
Sheepvechkin! (Illustration by Rachel Cohen) Today is Halloween, which for me means less than one month until my birthday! Yay! Oh wait…
The Washington Capitals ended their expedition through Western Canadia with a game against the Vancouver Canucks. These being the two most offensively…
Khabibulin vs. unsatisfactory soup (Photo credit: Andy Devlin) On their first long road trip of the season, the Washington Capitals encountered some trouble…
It's that time of year. Hockey is back in full-swing, the leaves are falling, and the Columbus Blue Jackets have been eliminated…
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