If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
SCOAR! (Photo credit: Chris O’Meara) There was a zeitgeist surrounding the Washington Capitals' visit to the Tampa Bay Lightning's playground. The words…
It's been another rip-roaring week of sifting through piles of your inane ramblings. Judging by reader letters, most of you seem to…
Before the 2010 draft, the highest-rated Russian prospect, Vladimir Tarasenko, was asked what some scouts thought to be a simple question: "Who's…
Aww (Photo credit: our own Chris Gordon) The quintessential 2010-2011 Washington Capitals game includes a worthless first period, so the opening frame…
Photo credit: Richard Wolowicz Coming into this season, I referenced PDO and why it would be responsible for the Caps' offensive woes…
Ovi swings with the knob of his stick during the Breakaway Challenge. (Photo credit: Kevin C. Cox) Alex Ovechkin won his third…
A playful Alex Ovechkin hit up the red carpet before tonight's 2011 NHL SuperSkills competition and spoke briefly with NHL Network's Heidi…
Though they missed their scheduled morning flight out to Raleigh, Capitals' All-Stars Mike Green and Alex Ovechkin arrived just in the knick…
Here's a picture of Ovechkin eating snow for the billionth time. (Photo credit: Scott Cunningham) To all our friends stuck on the…
Matt Hendricks celebrates his shoot-out goal. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) Last time the Washington Capitals and the New York Rangers met, well...…
GROUP HUG! (Photo credit: Abelimages) The last time the Capitals played on Hockey Night in Canada, they destroyed the Calgary Flames 7-2…
One of the things we love about Russian Machine is how engaged and creative our audience (that's you!) is. All that artwork…
The top line converts, but Ovechkin is pretty mellow. (Photo credit: Lou Capozzola) I know a special place. A magical place. A…
King vs. Shelley: a portrait of pointlessness. (Photo credit: Len Redkoles) The Washington Capitals quenched their wanderlust, beginning their 15-game voyage (only…
Jason Chimera's bank shot off Bryan Elliott merits celebration. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume) The Washington Capitals came back to earn a crucial…
Sorry. Had to cheer myself up somehow. (Photo credit: Macaulay Culkin) Did you think Wednesday's shutout loss to the Lightning was the…
Just lie down, Schultzy. It'll all be over soon. (Photo credit: Scott Audette) In Paddy Chayesfsky's Network, seasoned newsman Howard Beale has…
The Swedish War Machine. (Photo credit: Joel Auerbach) The Washington Capitals better get used to playing on the road. With 22 of…
Editor's note: One year ago, Emily Karol gave a newborn RMNB a kick in the pants with her report on the first…
Shave: check. Haircut: check. GWG: double check. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) Last time the Washington Capitals and Florida Panthers met, we were…
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