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Photo credit: Greg Fiume The hard part is over. Mathieu Perreault led the Capitals with five points in four preseason games and…
Photo credit: Chris Gordon Over the summer, General Manager George McPhee started snatching players like a rabid mom snatching groceries on Supermarket…
If you took a break from hockey after May 4th, when the Tampa Bay Lightning swept the Washington Capitals out of the…
Sylvia Heft poses with jockey Sheldon Russell and her husband Arnold Heft in the winner's circle. (Photo credit: Karl Merton Ferron) Craig…
Photo credit: Richard Wolowicz Head coach Bruce Boudreau is not shying away from having Marcus Johansson center Alex Ovechkin on the top…
Anze Kopitar celebrates a goal last year against the Blackhawks. (Photo credit: Harry How) Editor's note: You can win a 1-year subscription…
Photo credit: Chris Gordon On Saturday, the Washington Capitals hosted their third annual Capitals Convention. A sold-out crowd of over 6,000 fans…
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett Nicklas Backstrom and Alex Ovechkin, who spent much of the past two seasons on a line together, may…
Photo credit: Kyle M. It was over 30 minutes past the scheduled end of his practice session, but Dmitry Orlov simply did…
Click here to see the full photo. (Photo credit: Bruce Bennett) Tuesday's Baltimore Hockey Classic may have been dampened -- see what…
We set out a task, faithful users of the Russian Machine, to create birthday cards worthy of our gut-less (wait, did that…
"Matt Bradley said what?!" (Photo credit: Chris Gordon) 136 Days after the Capitals got swept out of the playoffs, the players were…
Photo credit: Chris Gordon Alex Ovechkin will surely be getting a lot of presents on Saturday, his 26th birthday. Still, his teammates…
On the eve of his 26th birthday (send us your birthday cards!), Alex Ovechkin -- adorned with *gasp* Cal Ripken's retired #8…
Photo credit: Nick Wass Editor's note: To get you properly revved up for the season, each member of the RMNB crew will…
John and Kari Erskine pose with Snooki (via @johnerskine04's Twitter feed). Saturday night, Richmond International Raceway hosted NASCAR's 26th race of the…
John and Kari Erskine pose with Snooki (via @johnerskine04's Twitter feed). Saturday night, Richmond International Raceway hosted NASCAR's 26th race of the…
In Ovi's latest awesomely-bizarre commercial for Mr. Big, we learn that to be a big deal like him, you have to change…
September 7, 2011 will be remembered as one of the worst days in hockey history. An airplane carrying the KHL's Lokomotiv Yaroslavl…
Photo credit: Chris Gordon We all know Alex Ovechkin loves to have fun, and now we have this fantastic new anecdote --…
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