If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
Photo credit: Orange County Register Teemu Selanne is one of the greatest hockey players ever to lace up skates. His 642 career…
Photo credit: Mike Stobe After ripping up Carolina like (forgive us) a hurricane, the Caps hopped on plane and flew on up…
Erskine and Semin congratulate the ginger after his milestone goal. (Photo credit: Gregg Forwerck) When I was twenty, I was a college…
Pot roast. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) The Washington Capitals had only one date with the Anaheim Ducks on the calendar this year,…
Sheepvechkin! (Illustration by Rachel Cohen) Today is Halloween, which for me means less than one month until my birthday! Yay! Oh wait…
The Washington Capitals ended their expedition through Western Canadia with a game against the Vancouver Canucks. These being the two most offensively…
Khabibulin vs. unsatisfactory soup (Photo credit: Andy Devlin) On their first long road trip of the season, the Washington Capitals encountered some trouble…
It's that time of year. Hockey is back in full-swing, the leaves are falling, and the Columbus Blue Jackets have been eliminated…
Photo credit: Kris Connor Alex Ovechkin, sporting 10 stitches on his forehead after taking an errant puck to the face during Caps…
Alex Ovechkin stands next to 12-year-old cancer survivor Anthony Holley during the national anthem. (Photo credit: Ned Dishman) Cancer affects millions of…
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett The Washington Capitals game with the Philadelphia Flyers should've been the clash of the titans: Alex Ovechkin and Jaromir…
First rule of hockey writing: if there's a photo of a guy hit in the junk, USE IT. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume)…
Mojo scores on the wraparound! (Photo credit: Ann Heisenfelt) The Washington Capitals hosted the Ottawa Senators in Chinatown for a game that--…
Dennis Wideman celebrates his OTGWG. (Photo credit: Gregory Shamus) For the third time in three games, the Washington Capitals required extra time…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume You could liken Tomas Vokoun's debut for the Washignton Capitals to being fed to wolves. A team that…
Photo credit: Mitchell Layton It was hard not to notice Alex Semin on Opening Night. Not only did he score the Capitals…
I feel like I've seen this person before... (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) One hundred fifty-seven days. That's a long summer for Caps fans.…
Screengrab via @TFGot. In the Capitals thrilling 4-3 overtime-victory against division rival Carolina, there were several bigs hits of note. Nicklas Backstrom…
Capitals Captain Alex Ovechkin returned to DC today following a four-day excursion to Moscow to mourn the passing of his uncle. In…
Photo credit: Toni L. Sandys of the Washington Post Editor’s note: To get you properly revved up for the season, each member…
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