If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
hahahahah goal)))) (Photo credit: dynamo.ru) Despite recording a point in his first-ever KHL game, Alex Ovechkin missed on numerous opportunities to score…
"I deed it!! I finally score!!" (Photo credit: Dynamo Moscow) Thursday night at Small Sports Arena in Luzhniki, Moscow, Alex Ovechkin returned…
Alex Ovechkin and copious triforces. (Photo credit: Sport-Express) Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin has reportedly agreed to a contract with his hometown…
Around 1 am Moscow time, Alex Ovechkin tweeted out a photo of his birthday cake (lit apparently using the same technology used…
We asked you, deranged and lovely readers of RMNB, to congratulate our hero Alex Ovechkin on his 27th year of life. You…
Ovi after he got pie'd in the face last year on his birthday. (Photo credit: Chris Gordon) Fellow RMNB'ers, mark your calendars!…
"I must shave you." (Photo credit: Stephen Whyno of The Washington Times) On Tuesday, Alex Ovechkin and his sweet new buzz cut…
Via his Twitter.
On Monday, we detailed how Dynamo Moscow, Alex Ovechkin's former Russian Super League team, was not terribly interested in bringing back one…
Alex Ovechkin skating with Dynamo in 2010. (Photo credit: Sport-Express) Over the weekend, it was widely reported that Alex Ovechkin's former Russian…
Photo credit: Joel Auerbach When we last left Caps goalie Michal Neuvirth, he was calling Braden Holtby his weakest competition and patting…
Soon after representing the NHLPA in Toronto, Alex Ovechkin was back at home in Virginia playing soccer with his shirt off. Along…
Photo credit: AllHockey.ru After his tennis superstar girlfriend Maria Kirilenko won a bronze medal at the Olympics on August 5th, Alex Ovechkin tweeted…
It's August 8th! Today is the day where we tweet like a caffeine-addled adolescent with only a passing understanding of English syntax…
Photo credit: @Ovi8 After falling just short of a medal in the Women's Tennis Singles competition, Alex Ovechkin's girlfriend Maria Kirilenko won…
Alex Ovechkin isn't competing at the 2012 Summer Olympics in London, but he's been there the whole time anyway, cheering on his…
Photo credit: Kyle Terada Alex Ovechkin is no stranger to the Olympic games, but this summer in London he's just along for…
Photos via Ovechkin's Twitter account. Caps fans have gotten used to the annual summer tradition of negative rumors about Alex Ovechkin --…
Sam Jacobson, a 16-year-old lymphoma survivor, had his wish come true when he spent two days with the Capitals and his hockey…
On Friday, we published a story about Alex Ovechkin and through the wondrous powers of photo and GIF illustrated how he's been…
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