If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
Joel Ward screens Ondrej Pavelec (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) The Washington Capitals summoned the Winnipeg Jets to end their residency at Verizon…
Photo: Greg Fiume The Washington Capitals reclaimed the Southeast Division lead with a thunderous victory over the Florida Panthers, who kind of…
The Washington Capitals returned to Verizon Center for a matinee match with the Boston Bruins, their second game in 24 hours. Disaster.…
Photo credit: Francois Lacasse On Saturday afternoon The Washington Capitals got to feed at the trough of the league's sideshow, the Montreal…
So much almost. (Photo credit: Phelan M. Ebenhack) Whew, what a relief that the All-Star Weekend is over! We're all so sick…
[Ed. note: this is the second article in our series about the Capitals' struggles leading up to the trade deadline. The first…
Few jobs in the NHL suck more than Brendan Shanahan's. As the guy in charge of player safety, Shanahan has presided over…
Screengrab via @CarrottBazooka Since Alex Ovechkin has opted out of the All-Star Weekend (and has better things to do anyway), Dennis Wideman…
Monday night, Brendan Shanahan suspended Alex Ovechkin three games for his hit on Penguins defenseman Zbynek Michalek. Tuesday morning, George McPhee announced…
Screengrab via @recordsANDradio Alex Ovechkin has been suspended for three games, but that didn't stop him from getting in on the fun…
Our Russian spies have infiltrated NHLHQ and recovered this alternate cut of Brendan Shanahan's suspension video for Alex Ovechkin. This video, archived…
Craig Brownstein of Puck Buddys provides this pregamer. All Free Citizens should follow them. The Pregame: With Doug on IR (day-to-day, lower…
Ovechkin smash! (Photo credit: Bruce Bennett) Alex Ovechkin has been suspended three games for his hit on Penguins defensemen Zbynek Michalek--here's our…
Photo credit: Ryan Remiorz 11:46 PM Update: NHL.com reports that both Ovechkin and Michalek will meet with the Department of Player Safety…
Photo credit: Justin K. Aller Yawn. These Washington Capitals / Pittsburgh Penguins games are always such tedious affairs. Nothing interesting ever happens.…
During the second period of the Capitals-Penguins game on Sunday, Alex Ovechkin leveled a bad hit on Zbynek Michalek. Michalek was stuck…
Photo credit: Richard Wolowicz The Washington Capitals invaded Montreal like pillaging barbarians, and they only needed 16 shots to do it. Hometown…
Tuomo Ruutu is a pest. From picking on Nicklas Backstrom to giving Dennis Wideman world's grossest injury, the dude is flat out…
Vokoun isn't sure when this hug is going to end. (Via carrotbazooka.tumblr.com) Coming into tonight's game, the Capitals have won six straight…
In September, you might might recall that in our post recapping Alex Ovechkin's summer in Russia, we dropped the bombshell that Ovi…
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