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Photo credit: Jamie Sabau Everyone always has such lofty expectations for New Years Eve. It's supposed to be a climax, the culmination…
Photo credit: Mitchell Layton After the Capitals' somewhat easy 4-1 victory over the Eastern Conference's best team Wednesday, Nicklas Backstrom spoke to…
Alex Ovechkin appeals to the ref. (Photo credit: Bill Wippert) The Washington Capitals might have had too much figgy pudding, as their…
We issued a challenge, oh faithful users of the Russian Machine, to create Caps-themed Christmas cards. The only rule: use an inferior…
After long negotiations, the Russian National Broadcasting Company (VGTRK) has secured the rights to broadcast the NHL on their sports channels (free…
I score? I really score? (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) Coming into Tuesday's game against the Predators, the Caps had been inefficient offensively,…
George McPhee and Mike Knuble pose with the silver stick. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) With the drop of a six-ounce disc of…
Photo credit: Michael Martin For those of you who stayed up late Saturday with the hopes of getting an up-close-and-personal look at…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Photo credit: Jonathan Kozub) After 58:45 of play against Southeast division rival Winnipeg, Alex Ovechkin had just two shots and one…
Photo credit: Jonathan Kozub After Tuesday's crushing defeat, the Washington Capitals hoped a trip to the frozen north and the Winnipeg Jets…
Tuesday night is a big deal. For the first time since February 10, 2008, Jaromir Jagr will play hockey at Verizon Center.…
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett Dale Hunter recorded the first two wins of his NHL career against Canadian teams. After tonight's date between the…
Photo credit: Fred Chartrand Alex Ovechkin's had a tough year. He's failed to find consistency in his game. He's been benched, seen…
At 8:12 of the second period on Wednesday, Ottawa's Chris Neil was penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct. The ref's decision was that Neil…
????? (Photo credit: Jana Chytilova) The Washington Capitals' only win under Coach Hunter came from the Ottawa Senators, whom they met again…
Evgeny Kuznetsov speeds down the middle during Traktor's game against Yugra Khanty-Mansiysk (Photo credit: Vitaly Gubin, Traktor PR Service) Caps prospect Evgeny…
Alex Ovechkin does nothing in particular. (Photo credit: Eliot J. Schechter) Apparently it had been too long since a mortifying loss. The…
SCOAR! Brooks Laich celebrates his game-winner. (Photo credit Rob Carr) As we venture into the Dale Hunter era, each game reveals new…
(Photo credit: Nick Wass) The Dale Hunter era hasn't exactly started with a bang. With Hunter looking for his first NHL win…
Hit em for Beagle: John Erskine vs Arron Asham (Photo credit: Rob Carr) The Pittsburgh Penguins' first appointment in D.C. might also mark…
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