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"Do you like my fancy mustache?" (GIF created by flawlessrussians) A few weeks ago, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin and Gillette extended…
We've heard plenty about the economic impact of the lockout on the players -- the salary cap, hockey-related revenue, pensions. All of…
Miss the media? "Not really," says Ovechkin. (Photo credit: @SWhyno) This morning, a bunch of Washington Capitals players jumped back on the…
After 100-plus days in Russia playing for Dynamo Moscow, Alex Ovechkin is finally back in DC. Via the Washington Capitals twitter account,…
Photo credit: dynamo.ru No duh. Alex and Nicky have left Dynamo Moscow to return to North America. From the Dynamo Moscow press…
hahahahaha, best friends)))))) (Photo credit: dynamo.ru) While the NHL and NHLPA race to a January 11th deadline to save the season, we're…
On Wednesday, Alex Ovechkin and the rest of his Dynamo Moscow teammates jumped back on the ice after a two-day break. The…
On New Year's Eve, Alex Ovechkin shattered the earth with news that he and his tennis-superstar/girlfriend Maria Kirilenko had gotten engaged. If…
"Is marriage now!" (Photo credit: @Ovi8) After Dynamo Moscow's last game -- a 4-2 loss to CSKA, Alex Ovechkin seemed to be…
GIF by welshhockeyfan Don't make Alex Ovechkin angry. The Montreal Canadiens learned this lesson a few years ago when Francis Bouillon bloodied the…
Alex Ovechkin and Maria Kirilenko may be one the cutest couples in sports. Maria goes to Dynamo games and supports Ovi by…
Imagine Ovi with a 'stache. (Photo illustration by Ian Oland) In folicular endorsement news, Sport Business Daily is reporting that Alex Ovechkin…
Photo credit: dynamo.ru After a two-game road swing that saw Dynamo Moscow travel multiple time-zones away, Alex Ovechkin and the rest of…
Ahead of Dynamo Moscow's game against Slovan today, Alex Ovechkin's perfect tennis superstar girlfriend, Maria Kirilenko, showed off her Christmas gift: a…
"I must break you... with my blue eyes." Last week, we told you how Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin landed on the…
On Sunday, the Russian television channel NTV published an in-depth feature on Alex Ovechkin, which included interviews from Tatiana Ovechkin (his mom),…
Coming into Sunday's away game against Amur Khabarovsk, Alex Ovechkin was riding a 12-game point streak, which -- after signing a month…
One does not simply stop Nicklas Backstrom. (Photo credit: Metallurg Novokuznetsk). After a few days of national team play and a new silver…
Bruce poses with his sons Ben and Andy. (Photo credit: ahclub.info) With the NHL lockout forcing another cancellation of games-- this time…
And now we have two Alex Ovechkin commercials for Nike in consecutive days. Here we find the Russian machine showing off both…
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