If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
Photo credit: Graig Abel Saturday night, during the Capitals' 4-2 win over the Toronto Maple Leafs, future AHL hall-of-famer Keith Aucoin scored…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott This is probably not a week that you want to remember in great detail, things didn't go, uh…
It's difficult to pick out just one low point of Washington's 5-0 blowout loss to Carolina on Monday, but if there's any…
You thought you've been through the hard times already, right? Wrong. The Washington Capitals' pathetic bumbling against the Carolina Hurricanes was their…
Photo credit: Eliot J. Schechter Two sweet, sweet regulation points. By winning this game, the Caps pulled within two points of division-leading…
John Carlson "Zaching." (Via Captain America's Twitter) This week, the Caps went 0-2-0 against the New York Rangers and the San Jose…
Photo credit: Nick Wass At about 11:30 Thursday morning, during a mandatory practice at Kettler, Alex Ovechkin and Dennis Wideman got into a bit of…
[Ed. note: This is fifth installment of Capitals During Wartime, a series about Washington's struggles before the 2012 trade deadline. Read previous…
This goal bounced off Holtby's helmet and rolled down his back. It was that kind of night. (Photo credit: Greg Flume) This…
Photo credit: Scott Levy Sunday afternoon's date between the Washington Capitals and New York Rangers was a mixed bag. There were some tasty…
[Ed. note: Capitals During Wartime is a series analyzing Washington's struggles before the 2012 trade deadline. We've discussed weakness at center, a…
Joel Ward screens Ondrej Pavelec (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) The Washington Capitals summoned the Winnipeg Jets to end their residency at Verizon…
Photo: Greg Fiume The Washington Capitals reclaimed the Southeast Division lead with a thunderous victory over the Florida Panthers, who kind of…
The Washington Capitals returned to Verizon Center for a matinee match with the Boston Bruins, their second game in 24 hours. Disaster.…
Photo credit: Francois Lacasse On Saturday afternoon The Washington Capitals got to feed at the trough of the league's sideshow, the Montreal…
So much almost. (Photo credit: Phelan M. Ebenhack) Whew, what a relief that the All-Star Weekend is over! We're all so sick…
[Ed. note: this is the second article in our series about the Capitals' struggles leading up to the trade deadline. The first…
Few jobs in the NHL suck more than Brendan Shanahan's. As the guy in charge of player safety, Shanahan has presided over…
Screengrab via @CarrottBazooka Since Alex Ovechkin has opted out of the All-Star Weekend (and has better things to do anyway), Dennis Wideman…
Monday night, Brendan Shanahan suspended Alex Ovechkin three games for his hit on Penguins defenseman Zbynek Michalek. Tuesday morning, George McPhee announced…
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